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Fear not for me my friends. I asked Galvatron to kill me. Therefore it's all fair. Thanks for the thoughts.

This concludes our broadcast. Tune in next week when you'll hear Galvatron say.... "excellent"

Through all the chaos going on in the room, the large spark rolls off of the table where Dirge placed it. It falls to the ground with a thud. Then rolls towards Wreck-Gars feet. Wreck-Gar unoticed the glowing spark on the floor. He was too busy calling his cable company to make sure he was still up ...

From the force of Dirge's "dirge" of fear weapon, Wreck-Gar begins to fear the worst. He can't remember if he paid his cable bill this month. He fears that his cable TV will be turned off. OH THE HUMANITY! I'm gonna miss out on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO The Travel Channel, Discovery, and Li...

Wreck-Gar rushes up to aid Black Jack. A little short on breathe, he dodged the Decepticon ambush. Once he heard Blackjack say This is a raid. Put yer hands in the air! Wreck-Gar added.... And wave them like you just don't care pause... BEYOTCH! Bad boys bad boys,. Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do...

Wreck-Gar knows where Dirge is heading. He knows the location of the "hideout".

Follow me if you want to live. He says to Dinobot.

Wreck-Gar speeds off towards Dirge's hideout...

"¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! We will get the cheese from the loco gato"

Is Karen still alive since you've been there?

Wreck Gar following in motorcycle mode. I converted into a garbage truck (Animated series). HEY TEACHER LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE!! Wreck-Gar yells towards Dirge's direction as he transforms into Garbage truck and follows the convoy to save the fembot doctor that helped save him. To infiniti and BEYON...

The muzzled Wreck-Gar shows excitement in his eyes when he seen that the Autobots risk their sparks to save him, although he has only been on Cybertron for a short period of time. He realizes that he will be saved by the ones that carry the same Autobot badge as he does. Wreck-Gar knows what Dirge's...

Wreck-Gar's optics open as his inner circuits recharge. He finds himself chained down with Dirge standing in the near distance as if he were waiting for something or someone. Weeeee now return to our regular scheduled program... He wonders where he is or how he got there. The last thing he remembers...

After being tossed around like a rag-doll between Dirge and Skywarp, Wreck-Gar was feeling helpless. He wondered if any help would arrive. Then a conveyor belt comes in and dumps a ton of trash on him. I must be dead!! This must be heaven!! Wreck-Gar swims within the pile of trash. He looks out the ...

Hmmm, the conehead has a good question. -- Wreck-Gar thought to himself.. as he wiped his face from the wet kipper.

Imitating the ROCK from WWE...

Who in the blue hell are you jabornees?

as Pinstripe began to say his name he was interupted by Wreck-Gar


IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!

With friends like this, who needs enemies? Wreck-Gar says as he begins to bang loudly on the door WILLLLMAAAAA !!!! Lucy I'm home! Wreck-Gar remembers all the spare parts and garbage all over the place inside Dirge's little hideout.... Where does he get such wonderful toys? he says in a Joker voice

With the options that were given to Wreck-Gar, he feels like he is on the 'LET'S MAKE A DEAL" show. Hmmmmm....... Option 1, try to find my way back to Iacon alone in the cold windy dark or....Option 2, Take these clowns back to that Conehead and get a huge pile of junk and several DVD box sets ...

Did somebody say "nuts"? *reaches into the back of his garbge truck* here you go!! http://www.engineeredpartsinc.com/images/nuts_lock.jpg *reaches back into his garbage cargo again* here have some more!! http://makingloveinthekitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/pistachio_nuts.jpg *reaches ...

Do you or someone you know suffer Alzheimer's disease? When you live with Alzheimer's your mind plays tricks on you every day. Do you have Alzheimer's disease? Your mind plays tricks every day on those who live with Alzheimers. for more information go to... ...Is this a joke? Because if this is a j...

Wreck-Gar goes sliding across the slippery pavement on the ground. New Cybertronic snow begins to cover the ground. Wreck-gar's internal structure begins to shake and rattle from the cold. No respect I tell ya! Who's leg does a dog need to hump around here to get some respect? R.E.S.P.E.C.T. find ou...

Watching Dirge closely wondering to himself.. "If he has all the supplies to build a brick wall, why cannot he rebuild this giant purple piece of garbage himself? the first thing Wreck-Gar does is rummage through the endless supply of scraps and makes himself a NEW arm Ahah! This new sleek sexy...

Wreck-Gar takes a look at the severed head of Galvatron.... Is he...? I'm afraid so! He's dead Jim! Dirge insists that his leader be brought back to life once more. He aims his rocket blasters at Wreck-Gar. Even though he knows that if he were to fire his weapons, the entire building structure would...

and just like that, Wreck-Gar wakes up GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!! *rooster call* er-err-er-err-errrrrrrr And now here is the traffic report..... Wreck Gar looks at his unfamiliar surroundings. He has never been to a place like this. But with all the tools and machinery around him, he almost feels at hom...

Before Wreck-Gar passes out....

This concludes our transmission for the ev---------