kaon industrial district ( k.i.d. )

Dirge · Post by **Dirge** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:03 am

" doesnt look like anyones home squirt we need those parts "

* dirge takes a lock pick and a crowbar out of his cockpit *]

" we are going to have to break in "

* dirge goes to work trying to pick the lock but rumble gets bored and he picks a brick up and throws it through the window *

Blackjack · Post by **Blackjack** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:27 pm

Fine have it yer own way, Galvatron. I don't trust you either, but I guess I have to at least trust ya to not blast me in the back while I'm bringin' ya to Cammy.

For a moment he wonders if Galvatron has any other 'concealed weapons' beneath that lab coat, but thinks better of asking him. While Galvatron was yelling at him, Blackjack had noticed a loud knocking on the front door. If any other Decepticons saw him there it would be bad for both of them. The knocking stopped suddenly but was replaced by a brick thrown through the window which came dangerously close the hitting Blackjack.

I'm gonna hide for a moment until ya deal wit yer company. Then I'll take you to Cambreaka.

Blackjack walks towards a corner of the lab and activates his stealth field.

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:33 pm

I know how to deal with unwelcome guests!!!!!

Galvatron pulls the sleave back from his laser cannon and begins to randomly fire in the sky

BE GONE YOU ADOLESENT MINI CONS!!!!

Let us leave now before we have any more interuptions!

Rumble · Post by **Rumble** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:47 pm

*Dirge and Rumble hit the deck as laser blasts start pouring out of Galvatron's lab.*

"Now look what you have done, lets find some cover!"

*Dirge and Rumble go and hide behind a dumpster with their backs towards the labs door.*

Dirge · Post by **Dirge** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:24 am

* dirge peeps out from behind the dumpster *

" all clear squirt lets get in there "

* dirge forces the door open and they enter the lab *

" check this out squirt "

* dirge picks up a voodoo doll of cambreaker with a knife stuck in it and turns around to see a dartboard with a picture of cambreaker on it with a dart right between the optics *

" i dont think he likes this guy "

Rumble · Post by **Rumble** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 2:43 pm

*Rumble looks at the position of the knife in the Cambreaker doll.*

"I get that feeling too. Ouch. Might as well have a look around while we are in here."

*Rumble heads over to one of the tall shelving units against a wall, above it is a sign reading 'Preperation Storage'. Looking along the shelves he sees letters of the Human alphabet crudely written on them, each one with some form of blueprint filed neatly underneath.*

"Someones been busy..."

*At this point Dirge, being clumsy, knocks over a rubbish bin spewing it's contents all over the lab floor.*

Dirge · Post by **Dirge** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 4:18 pm

* the bin makes a loud clang as it falls over and dirge falls right into the pile of rubbish *

" yuk what does this guy eat "

* dirge sees rumble smirking at him *

" so you think its funny squirt here have this "

* dirge throws a rotten apple and a banana skin at rumble *

Rumble · Post by **Rumble** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:12 pm

*The bananna skin is easily dodged, however the rotten apple hits Rumble square on the chest and explodes, sending chunks everywhere.*

"Thanks for that Dirge, but I'm not hungry. I have been looking around and I think alot of the stuff in here is from our flatbed. Looks like Galvatron stole it."

Dirge · Post by **Dirge** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:51 pm

* dirge looks around the room *

" yeah it does lets take it back "

* dirge takes all of the things that were on the flatbed and throws them out the door until he comes across a large metal box with a big padlock on it bearing the words ...... *

" property of galvatron keep out this means you "

* dirge drags the box into the middle of the floor and looks at rumble *

" what do you thinks in here squirt "

Rumble · Post by **Rumble** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 4:25 pm

*Rumble shrugs.*

"Haven't a clue, but if we get it back next door along with the stuff you just threw out we can take a look inside. I don't want to be here when Galvatron comes back."

*Dirge nods in agreement and they both drag the box to the workshop next door. Before doing anything else they move the spare parts out the street and into the workshop also. To deflect the blame for the mess away from them, Rumble leaves an Autobot patch amongst the mess in Gavatron's lab.*

Dirge · Post by **Dirge** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:07 pm

* dirge drags the box into the workshop and then throws everything off the street through the workshop door once everything is inside dirge locks the door *

" right squirt lets see whats in here "

* dirge tries to pick the padlock with no success so he tries a cutting torch with no success so he gets out the 12 inch cutter 8

" stand back squirt "

* dirge attacks the box with the cutter but it doesnt even scratch it *

" what does it take to get into this thing "

Rumble · Post by **Rumble** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:42 pm

"The key..."

Dirge · Post by **Dirge** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:51 pm

* dirge gives rumble a sharp look *

" we dont have the key squirt "

* dirge thinks for a moment *

" i wonder where a loony like galvatron would hide a key "

* dirge looks at the back of the box and sees a huge sticker on it that says ...

THE KEY IS HERE
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and dirge sees the key hanging on the back of the box *

Dirge · Post by **Dirge** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:02 am

* dirge gets the comm from megatron *

" im in my brand new workshop in the industrial district of kaon creating my new secret weapon "

* dirge looks at rumble and opens the box to reveal .....

playbot volume one number one *

" well that was a waste of time squirt lets get building our secret weapon "

* dirge and rumble get busy and soon they have the go kart nearly complete *

" we need fuel for it squirt where can we get some "

Dirge · Post by **Dirge** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:12 pm

* dirge wakes up from a beerogon induced sleep and looks around *

" hmmm its been a while "

* dirge brushes the cobwebs and spidercons off him and looks towards the tv *

" i tought i taw a puttycon
i did i did i did see a bad old puttycon ...... "

* darn loony tunebots has been left on

dirge tips a snoring rumble out of the go kart and starts the huge engine and sets off towords iacon to bust some autobots *

Rumble · Post by **Rumble** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:39 pm

*Laying in an awkward heap after being tossed out of the Go-kart, not even the roaring of the engine manages to wake Rumble up after his night of drag racing in the Cybertron wasteland. Time passes and Rumble's siesta remains un-interrupted until...

BOOM

Rumble sits up facing a large smoking hole that has appeared in the north wall of the workshop, a large Decepticon is standing there, an intense look on his non-existent face.*

"Shockwave! What ya doing making so much noise! Dont'cha know I got a hangover here!?"

*Shockwave strides in.*

"The noise was required, seeing how my keys no longer fit the door to my workshop. Logically the creation of a hole large enough for me to enter through would be a boisterous situation."

"Whatever."

*Shockwave wonders across the room and busies himself at a console while Rumble gets to his feet, shaking away some of the effects of last night. He looks around, noticing the fresh tire tracks left on the floor by the Go-Kart.*

"Aw, Dirge took my wheels! When I feel better I'm going to find him."

*Shockwave doesn't pay any attention to Rumble, instead remaining engrossed at his console.*

"Fascinating....."

Dirge · Post by **Dirge** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 2:10 pm

* dirge gets halfway to iacon and suddenly the go kart engine coughs and stops *

" what the ........ "

* dirge looks at the fuel gauge and it reads empty *

" how could that have happened ...... i fuelled it up last night ....
unless ......... "

* dirge opens a comm *

" WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY GO KART SQUIRT ? "

Rumble · Post by **Rumble** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 2:59 pm

*Feeling slightly better Rumble heads over to Shockwave who is still at his console muttering to himself.*

"So what ya watching?"

*Rumble tip-toes to see.*

"I am not watching anything, I am instead studying these sensor readings."

*Rumble is puzzled.*

"Why do you have a sensor station in here, it's a workshop, not a command centre."

*Shockwave shakes his head.*

"The console is here so that I can assess the state of Cybertron before launching any experiment that may be influenced by environmental conditions."

"Oh."

"Yes now, what is interesting is that earlier a large explosion was logged on the sensors, coming from the sector occupied by Iacon. After this atmospheric distortion, commonly associated with large star ships, occurred in the same sector. However there was two distinct readings picked up, suggesting another large craft of unknown type."

"Oh."

"Currently I am trying to trace a rough direction, but these sensors were not designed for this."

*Shockwave shuts up for a bit and goes back to his work. As Rumble is about to speak Dirge's comm is received.*

“WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY GO KART SQUIRT?”

*Rumble can't believe Dirge thinks the Go-Kart is his, and flicks his comm open to reply, but Darkshock's message suddenly burst through the frequency.*

"All Decepticons are to immediately report to Kaon so we can concentrate our efforts. Mindless acts of vandalism serve no purpose."

*Rumble gives up trying to talk, seeing as he has been cut off twice now. Shockwave however calls out.*

"Rumble, go. Take the information you have learnt from me and report to Darkshock. At the moment we do not want to draw too much attention to ourselves by broadcasting to the Autobots what we have learned."

Dirge · Post by **Dirge** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 8:07 pm

* dirge opens his cockpit and gets out an army green coloured gas can full of gas *

" these things are hard to find but it has gas "

* dirge uses the pullstring to start the huge engine
just at that moment the message from darkshock comes over the comm dirge replys *

" not a chance whoever you are im going to blow iacon to bits "

* dirge gets a can of spray paint out of his cockpit and sprays the go kart bright red *
" there we go
camoflage "

* dirge sets off towards iacon again at top speed *

Dirge · Post by **Dirge** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:45 pm

* findingg his way back to the lab he and rumble set up dirge chucks the KOd wreck gar in the corner before oprening his cockpit and taking out the half head he found *

" FEAR NOT MIGHTY GALVATRON ... I SHALL REBUILD YOU AS GOOD AS THE PLANET NIBBLER EVER COULD "

* dirge chucks a bucket of water at wreck gar *

" wakey wakey junkion ... we got work to do "