Best energon this side of Polyhex!

Commander Megatron · Post by **Commander Megatron** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 10:21 am

I think you had better.....

Post by **Time Traveller** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 1:29 pm

*he discharges the fusion cannon into the ground harmlessly right above inferno's head, and slings his MG over his shoulder.* don't need THIS anymore... *unplugs the power conduit fueling the fusion cannon (it makes an unusual whop sound on being unplugged), turns it back over to megatron.* bout time you got here... this lot was making even MY trigger finger twitchy. great primus. glad to hear you got your new HQ set up. let's go in, you've got a couple rounds on me. i just finished up the autotender so we can take a break.

Blackjack · Post by **Blackjack** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 1:49 pm

Inferno stands up after cowering for a moment. He glances around and sees the royalty walking back into the bar with TT. He runs up and salutes.

"My queen! We have to stop Optimus Prime and the traitor Delita, they are planning to betray you. Just give the word and I will blast them to pieces."

Looks at TT.

"Somewhere else of course."

Optimus Prime · Post by **Optimus Prime** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:35 pm

Inferno, Megatron, and the rest of you hate-mongering decepticons, listen up! You're all STRESSED OUT and TENSE. I mean, look at me. Why do you think I'm so laid back and compassionate? It's because I'm a playboy who knows how to satisfy my lady. You don't see me running around blowing things up and screaming my head off like a crack-head. You could all use some loving yourselves. Now like it or not, delita and I are going to disappear for a little while and when we come back, she might still be wearing that goofy-ass logo, but she won't be able to wipe the autobot smile off her face.

Delita-1 · Post by **Delita-1** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:58 pm

Time Traveller wrote:*he discharges the fusion cannon into the ground harmlessly right above inferno's head, and slings his MG over his shoulder.* don't need THIS anymore...

*OOC*Aww, bummer, I was looking forward to a real fight finally breaking out!

Optimus Prime wrote:It's because I'm a playboy who knows how to satisfy my lady.

*BIC*
PLAYBOY??? You're a playboy now huh??? THAT'S IT!

*she is suddenly overtaken with anger & rage, she forces herself out of Prime's arms, slaps him across the face, and knees him in the groin, all the other 'male' bots in the room wince a little & make a collective "O" sound*

*turns to Inferno*
AND YOU, you obnoxious BUG! I have done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING that warrants being called a traitor. If you call me a traitor one more time, or dare point that blasted gun at me again you'll find it shoved somewhere quite unpleasant!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 5:27 pm

YOU GO GIRL!!!

I knew you had it in ya.

Optimus Prime · Post by **Optimus Prime** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:58 pm

To further strengthen my resolve, all of you Decepticons could learn a valuable lesson from Arcee and Hot Rod. See them in the Autobot booth giving a detailed lesson on the meaning of heavy-petting? This is why Autobots are peaceful, loving, and relaxed.

And as for you, Delita: Fine, be that way. I'm going to go outside, by myself, with a copy of "Playbot". I'll be back in 5 minutes.

Delita-1 · Post by **Delita-1** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:14 pm

*waits till Optimus has gone out the door, regards Arcee & Hot Rod in their own little world, & decides to go outside...*

Rodimus Prime · Post by **Rodimus Prime** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:45 pm

*glances over at the group of bots*

huh, what was .....

*Arcee's slender fingers pull him back into her world*

Sorry, where were we?

Delita-1 · Post by **Delita-1** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:40 pm

*OOC*

This is getting dangerous!!!

Blackjack · Post by **Blackjack** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:04 pm

Inferno mutters something about fembots and then sits back down at the table and starts to lay into the flaming oil. He soon orders another one from TT.

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:46 pm

This soggy soap opera junk is making me feel like I have bad energon in my system. I gotta go out and shoot some Autobots somewhere.

"places some energon-bits on the bar table to pay for his drinks he bought"

Keep the change Time Traveller
It's getting morbid in here with mush.

I'll be back later

"grabs laser cannon off the gun rack and walks out of the bar"

Galvatron flies over the alley where Delita and Optimus Prime are having some privacy.

Did I see what I think I saw?
I must have had too much energon-lite drinks!!
I'm seeing things.
I better fly home taking the back ways and keep out sight.

Commander Megatron · Post by **Commander Megatron** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:17 pm

There needs to be a bit of resolve around here, Decepticons check in at our table NOW!!

Optimus Prime · Post by **Optimus Prime** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:51 pm

*Optimus Prime bursts into the bar and walks toward the Decepticon table with a purpose. With finger outstretched and pointed directly at Delita, Optimus Prime shouts...*

DEVIL WOMAN!! YOU GIVE ME THAT MATRIX BACK RIGHT NOW!!!

Delita-1 · Post by **Delita-1** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:53 pm

*smiles sweetly*

What on Cybertron are you talking about?

Commander Megatron · Post by **Commander Megatron** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:24 pm

*leaning back in chair*

Post by **Time Traveller** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 8:53 pm

*is behind bar cleaning his favorite energon stein, and looks up.* sigh...

Rodimus Prime · Post by **Rodimus Prime** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:26 pm

Shockwave · Post by **Shockwave** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:53 am

*laughs as he heads for the restroom* WOW thats sneaker than me.

Commander Megatron · Post by **Commander Megatron** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:19 am

Who has it now? THE ORDERS WHERE IT WAS TO BE BROUGHT TO ME!!!