Best energon this side of Polyhex!
Moderators: Time Traveller, Blackjack
-
- Custom Rank 4 U! Ask an Admin!
- Posts: 8745
- Joined: Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:00 pm
- Location: Kolkular
- Time Traveller
- Father Time (Admin)
- Posts: 6470
- Joined: Mon Dec 29, 2003 1:12 am
- Location: 90482 Orcus
- Contact:
*he discharges the fusion cannon into the ground harmlessly right above inferno's head, and slings his MG over his shoulder.* don't need THIS anymore... *unplugs the power conduit fueling the fusion cannon (it makes an unusual whop sound on being unplugged), turns it back over to megatron.* bout time you got here... this lot was making even MY trigger finger twitchy. great primus. glad to hear you got your new HQ set up. let's go in, you've got a couple rounds on me. i just finished up the autotender so we can take a break.
Inferno stands up after cowering for a moment. He glances around and sees the royalty walking back into the bar with TT. He runs up and salutes.
"My queen! We have to stop Optimus Prime and the traitor Delita, they are planning to betray you. Just give the word and I will blast them to pieces."
Looks at TT.
"Somewhere else of course."
"My queen! We have to stop Optimus Prime and the traitor Delita, they are planning to betray you. Just give the word and I will blast them to pieces."
Looks at TT.
"Somewhere else of course."
Inferno, Megatron, and the rest of you hate-mongering decepticons, listen up! You're all STRESSED OUT and TENSE. I mean, look at me. Why do you think I'm so laid back and compassionate? It's because I'm a playboy who knows how to satisfy my lady. You don't see me running around blowing things up and screaming my head off like a crack-head. You could all use some loving yourselves. Now like it or not, delita and I are going to disappear for a little while and when we come back, she might still be wearing that goofy-ass logo, but she won't be able to wipe the autobot smile off her face.
*OOC*Aww, bummer, I was looking forward to a real fight finally breaking out!Time Traveller wrote:*he discharges the fusion cannon into the ground harmlessly right above inferno's head, and slings his MG over his shoulder.* don't need THIS anymore...
*BIC*Optimus Prime wrote:It's because I'm a playboy who knows how to satisfy my lady.
PLAYBOY??? You're a playboy now huh??? THAT'S IT!
*she is suddenly overtaken with anger & rage, she forces herself out of Prime's arms, slaps him across the face, and knees him in the groin, all the other 'male' bots in the room wince a little & make a collective "O" sound*
*turns to Inferno*
AND YOU, you obnoxious BUG! I have done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING that warrants being called a traitor. If you call me a traitor one more time, or dare point that blasted gun at me again you'll find it shoved somewhere quite unpleasant!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
To further strengthen my resolve, all of you Decepticons could learn a valuable lesson from Arcee and Hot Rod. See them in the Autobot booth giving a detailed lesson on the meaning of heavy-petting? This is why Autobots are peaceful, loving, and relaxed.
And as for you, Delita: Fine, be that way. I'm going to go outside, by myself, with a copy of "Playbot". I'll be back in 5 minutes.
And as for you, Delita: Fine, be that way. I'm going to go outside, by myself, with a copy of "Playbot". I'll be back in 5 minutes.
-
- Custom Rank 4 U! Ask an Admin!
- Posts: 1561
- Joined: Fri Jul 21, 2006 11:43 am
- Location: Autobot city, Earth
-
- Decepticon Commander
- Posts: 4223
- Joined: Wed Aug 13, 2003 10:46 pm
- Location: The dark corners of CHARR
This soggy soap opera junk is making me feel like I have bad energon in my system. I gotta go out and shoot some Autobots somewhere.
"places some energon-bits on the bar table to pay for his drinks he bought"
Keep the change Time Traveller
It's getting morbid in here with mush.
I'll be back later
"grabs laser cannon off the gun rack and walks out of the bar"
Galvatron flies over the alley where Delita and Optimus Prime are having some privacy.
Did I see what I think I saw?
I must have had too much energon-lite drinks!!
I'm seeing things.
I better fly home taking the back ways and keep out sight.
"places some energon-bits on the bar table to pay for his drinks he bought"
Keep the change Time Traveller
It's getting morbid in here with mush.
I'll be back later
"grabs laser cannon off the gun rack and walks out of the bar"
Galvatron flies over the alley where Delita and Optimus Prime are having some privacy.
Did I see what I think I saw?
I must have had too much energon-lite drinks!!
I'm seeing things.
I better fly home taking the back ways and keep out sight.
-
- Custom Rank 4 U! Ask an Admin!
- Posts: 8745
- Joined: Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:00 pm
- Location: Kolkular
-
- Custom Rank 4 U! Ask an Admin!
- Posts: 8745
- Joined: Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:00 pm
- Location: Kolkular
- Time Traveller
- Father Time (Admin)
- Posts: 6470
- Joined: Mon Dec 29, 2003 1:12 am
- Location: 90482 Orcus
- Contact:
-
- Custom Rank 4 U! Ask an Admin!
- Posts: 1561
- Joined: Fri Jul 21, 2006 11:43 am
- Location: Autobot city, Earth
-
- Custom Rank 4 U! Ask an Admin!
- Posts: 8745
- Joined: Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:00 pm
- Location: Kolkular