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"I will go and research the energon there, who would you want to go with me?" I asked looking at him

"As a mteer of fact we will wait. the Autobots cannot have failed to have gotten my message about the bar being opened. Best to keep everyone here...just for emergencies."

"As you wish Commander, I will wait" Nightshade said while looking at him
though she still wanted to return to the area and continue her search.

"I am sure that the Autobot swill makew contact soon, we just need to be patient. Knightshade, would you care for a drink?"

Hopefully Cambreaker will make contact!

Although I cannot fight him in here, at least I'll know where he is!

* dirge crawls to the bar and gets a round in and grabz some cybercigars, before tottering back to his seat *

" Here we go, one for you commander "

* dirge shoves a cybercigar into megatrons mouth and lights the end not noticing that he has put it in the wrong way round *

Galvatron takes the cybercigar from Megatron...

Here Commander, let me turn that around for you!

Then Galvatron quickly puts in a stick of dynamite into the cybercigar

Need a LIGHT CM?

*Turns to Dirge*

"Go and get me another one, Galvatron can have mine. I notice you didn't bring him one. Oh and Dirge, hand it to me you idiot! Here Galvatron, let me light that for y" ...BBOOOOOMM!!!!!!

*Through the black smoke the red eyes of the Decepticon Commander burn....*

"Does anyone know how this happened? I WANT ANSWERS!!!!!"

* Dirge starts to crawl away wondering what went wrong *

" ity had nothin to do with me oh mighty one "

Galvatron wipes the black cybercigar residue off of his face....

*CAUGH- CAUGH!*

It appears as someone was trying to pull a prank on you Commander.
I am thankful that I got the butt-end of that joke instead of you my leader.
How embarrassing for you if it was to happen to you.
I'm glad I saved you from the humanity.

*CAUGH CAUGH!*

After coughing a lot and hear Galvatron,Scrapper remains silent waiting for events and just says:

"From this experience,I'm very happy that I don't smoke."

Then he takes a smoking residue of the cybersigar and dumps it behind his chair... without knowing that it falls just in the box where all Galvatron's dynamite sticks are stored!!
BOOOMMM!!!A big explosion strikes Scrapper alone.

Scrapper is undamaged but is all smoking,staggers on chair and holds a bizarre expression on his visor.In order to try to avoid problems he says

"Well. it...it's so....Galvatron saved CM and I have located and destroyed all remaining jokes......"

Galvatron clears the smoke away...

Good job Scrapper!!
I wonder who put all the dynamite there!

Not noticing that the back of his foot is on fire...

My my, Commander, perhaps someone should turn the furnice-otron down a bit. It's getting mighty warm in here!

*Looks down at Galvatron's foot*

"Your on fire you idiot!!"

*Pours Rumble's drink on Galvatrons foot.*

"Dirge get Rumble another drink."

*The words are barley out of Megatrons mouth when the energon meets the flames on Galvatrons foot, resulting in a small explosion. The force of the blast knocks Rumble from his seat, sending him crashing to the floor.*

"Wow, that was some good stuff!"

Thank you Commander!

Dirge returns with a mug full of energon for Rumble.
The mug is obviously larger than Rumble himself.....

* Dirge then grabs rumble and tosses him into the mug *

" there y go rumble drink up "

* dirge hand CM and galvatron a cybercigar each then lights one himself *

BOOM

* one of galvatrons sticks of dynamite had been missed and had found its way into dirges cybercigar *

Megatron and Galvatron laugh hysterically
as Dirge's face is covered with an exploded cybercigar

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

Laughing so hard, the only thing Galvatron can do to remain in his seat was to slam his arm down on the table.. thus setting Rumble into a giant mug-sized typhoon

*Takes a draw on his cigar*

"Ya' know Galvatron, Dirge maybe we should allow the Autobots to come back. Form an alliance and rebuild Cybertron and make peace with all beings through the universe."

*The two 'cons look at their Commander in shock*


"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Yeah, like I am ever going to do that!! Dirge, wipe that dirt of your face, here I have a spare cigar. A toast my loyal warr...."

*Helps Rumble back into his seat*

"A toast my loyal warriors, to the DECEPTICONS!"

* dirge wipes his face and lights the cybercigar at arms length the raises his jar *

" all we need now are the dancing fembots "

* dirge leans back in his chair while he is taking a slurp of energon but he leans too far and the chair falls over backwards *

" ThE rOoM iS gRoWiNg ........ "

Hey Megatron, i got a joke for ya!

Optimus Prime walks into a bar
Suddenly all the Autobots wanted to push in his stool!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!