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Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 4:29 pm
by Blackjack
Although surprised that the other Decepticons had not made their presence known to their commander, Scorponok replies to Galvatron. He also opens the city doors so that Dirge can enter and go do whatever it is he desires. He keeps the room containing Inferno nicely concealed behind its false panel, the ant now nicely tucked away for later.

I believe he said his name was Soundwave. Surely you know who that is, Mighty Galvatron?

Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 11:07 am
by Galvatron
Soundwave. It's great to see you once more.
Scorponok... don't just sit there. Prepare us some drinks.
We shall all go inside have some cold ones to celebrate our victory.


Inside the Scorponok's energon bar, metallic arms unfold down from the ceiling and begin rotating around the bar pouring energon into drinking containers and mixing the liquids. Fasttrack quickly sets up the tables in the lounge. The 2000 inch TV turns on to a human competition game channel. The Decepticons enter and settle down at the lounge.
Galvatron looks upon the huge TV....

Aaah these human gladiator competitions remind me of the battle arenas on Cybertron. Back in the good ol' days. A fight to the death always makes me excited.

Psychotron being human size sits at a small table on top of Galvatron's table. This is what we call Football.

When will we see some death?

This is not a fight to the death.

BLAH!!!
Galvatron grabs the remote control and changes the channels.
He surfs until he finds WWE wrestling

Aaaah this is more like it. Humans beating each other to death.
Tables, ladders, chairs, sledge hammers, blood, and divas.


Psychotron wants to tell Galvatron that it's all fake.
Instead he clings his metal hand to his metal forehead.
He needs more therapy than I thought.

Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 5:17 pm
by Dirge
* blitzwing just sits and slowly sips his cold one, remaining totally silent *

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* dirge crawls into the bar hiccuping and drags himself into a chair where he slumps with both arms hanging over the sides *

" i dont feel too good .......... "

* dirge then turns to the side and honks up all over the floor

then he falls asleep and starts snoring loudly *

Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 8:32 pm
by Galvatron
You drunk fool! You overcharged on energon!

Quick, Scourge, grab that black magic marker and let's draw on his face while he's sleeping.
BWAHAHAHAAAaaa


Image

Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 10:57 am
by Dirge
Blitzwing looks across at dirge *

" who do i see about renting ze cone ? AHAHAHAHAHAHAH "

dirge wakes up at the sound of blitzwings insane laughing *

" whats so funny 3 face ? "

* blitzwing just points at him and laughs harder

dirge gets up and kicks the height control on blitzwings chair, sending straight up into the roof with a loud thud *

" laugh that off shrimp brains "

* dirge turns around to see psycotron writing on a notepad and galvatron chuckling to himself as he reads it *

" what you writing about me human ? "

* dirge grabs the pad and reads it *

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:15 am
by Galvatron
Psychotron becomes A little bit nervous when Dirge began to read the small paper full of bizarre sentences....

While you were passed out Dirge, I wrote down all the things you said while you were sleeping.

NO MOMMY I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL!
I WISH I WAS MORE LEVEL HEADED.
MY NIPPLES HURT
WHO ATE ALL THE CHEESE?
I HATE CHICKENS
I DON'T HAVE NIPPLES
WHERE DID BATZILLA GO?

these are just a few of the things he said... there is more...

BWAHAHAHAAAahahahaaa You have a strange ability to talk while in stasis mode.

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 3:16 pm
by Dirge
* dirge continues reading the list out loud *

" my socks smell of rotting cheese
i secretly listen the spice girls
i hate chickens
my bunny passed away
i constantly crave pineapple juice
i hate chickens
i want my mummy
i must finish building my new combiner ... the dreaded farminator


* dirge looks up as he goes purple with anger then he throws the pad in the trash munching machine *

" if any of you repeat any of that... im afraid i will be left with no choice but to kill you "

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 5:14 pm
by Galvatron
Relax Dirge your secrets are safe with us

Galvatron giggles quietly as he says that..

Besides, we need to sober up and go find Zarak.
Soundwave.. Ready the shuttle for launch

Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:45 am
by Blackjack
((Sorry for the lack of a Prime Directive. Don't know why he/she is not posting anymore.))

Scorponok listens in as Galvatron and Dirge read the list. He considers teasing Dirge about the things he'd said, but decides to store the information in his memory banks for later.

What is a Farminator anyway?

Soundwave, who had not partaken of any Energon with the other Decepticons, wordlessly complies with Galvatron's request and prepares the still warm shuttle for launch. It is a simple matter of refueling and turning a key.

Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 1:22 pm
by Galvatron
The description of the ship is rather basic compared to other ships
It's got a yellow color with a black stripe going down the sides.
Red and yellow flashing lights.
Windows that go all the way around the ship
One folding door in the front and elevator door on the side.
One more door at the end.
The pilot sits at the front of the ship alone while the riders all sit in rows of green chairs.
Galvatron has seen ships like this before.
Usually taking mini-cons on tours of Cybertron.
But most of the ships were very long.
This one seemed to be a lot shorter than normal.

Soundwave appears to be even more "zombie" than usual.
He sits in the drivers seat and holds the lever opening the door.
With no emotion he just looks forward...

The Decepticons board the ship and Galvatron turns around to Scorponok...

Worry not my giant companion! We will find Zarak and bring him to you. But If I find Cambreaker on the way. I will take care of my personal business first.

Galvatron enters the ship.
Soundwave shuts the door
Galvatron sits down in a green chair behind the pilot.
Soundwave pulls the lever.
A loud screatching noise is heard
Then the shuttle slowly takes off into space....

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:54 am
by Blackjack
The small shuttle craft touches down on the surface of Earth near the towering form of the Scorponok base. Zarak double checks the landing systems of the shuttle and then opens the landing ramp. He and Sixshot disembark from the small ship with the three Decepticon Headmasters sleeping peacefully in stasis. Zarak directs Sixshot to fetch the other three and the ninja warrior obliges him. He then moves to stand before the massive fortress which had long been his other half.

Greetings old friend. I have returned at last.

The voice of Scorponok rumbles from within the fortress, Well it's about time. Do you realize how long I've been kept waiting here? It's a good thing for you that Earth culture is so fascinating or I would have had a few more words for you...

Is that what you've been doing this entire time, studying Earth culture? Did it ever occur to you that you should be conquering this mudball?

Well...um...I guess not. I mean that Dezsaras guy did a pretty good job at it and then Galvatron came and took over Las Vegas, but I guess I did kind of drop the ball on that one.

Have you saved up suitable Energon reserves at the least?

Well yeah, I've kept my system in full working order this entire time. So where's Galvatron, I thought he was coming back with you. Good to have a leader again, am I right?

His ship should be landing any time now. Just watch what you say about Galvatron. He will serve our purposes but I have no intention of allowing him to lead, merely to believe that he does. And besides, he will be necessary to deal with a new threat that has arisen.

What new threat? The Autobots? I haven't seen those guys in years.

That's because they're on Cybertron you bolt brain. But yes I am talking about the Autobots and in particular their new leader. I've never heard of this Cambreaker but he has something very dangerous, even to you, a true Autobot warship. Fortunately I have just the thing we need to deal with him.

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:07 pm
by Dirge
* The other Decepticon ship enters earths atmosphere going far too fast and as it speed up yet more Blitzwing laughs manically *

" Ve are going to crash, buckle up AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA "

* Dirge looks out the window and screems like a little girl *

" IM TO GOOD LOOKING TO DIE "

* Dirge blows a hole in the side of the ship and gets a parachute out of his cockpit, putting it on Dirge bails out of the hole he just blew. Then he comms the ship.*

" If you look out of the left window, you will see your pilot saving his own neckplate "

* Laughing, Dirge closes the comm and yanks the ripcord on the parachute, only to realise it is not a ripcord, he has strapped his rock collection to his back *

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 4:58 pm
by Galvatron
So it seems that our pilot is pivoting towards the earth. If he lands on his head he wont suffer any brain damage.

Blitzwing, transform into jet mode and fly us out of here!

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:28 pm
by Dirge
* Blittzwing disconnects Galvatrons phone charger from his USB port and changes to jet mode *

" All aboard who are coming aboard "

* The decepticons and psycotron climb on top of blitzwing and he blasts out through the hole and heads towards the ground, landing gently beside Scorponok. The decepticons climb off and blitzwing changes back to robot mode and points into the sky *

" Is it unt bird? is it unt plane * face change * No, its a conehead flapping his arms with a backpack full of rocks falling towards ze earth at an alarming speed AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH "

* Dirge hits the ground with a loud boom, creating a 20 foot deep conehead shaped hole, then half a second later the shuttle crashes into the exact same spot and explodes, Dirge crawls from the flames and stands up. Then he salutes to Galvatron wearing a silly smile *

" GOOD AFTERMORNING MUMMY, ITS A BIT COLD FOR THE ELEVENTEENTH OF OCTEMBER, AND IM SORRY I BURNED DOWN THE GARAGE "

* Dirge then falls flat on his face*

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:00 pm
by Blackjack
Zarak and Scorponok survey the Decepticon's rough landing. These particular 'cons seemed to have quite a history of crashing space ships. But no matter, Zarak would fix them up with a new one soon enough. He walked over to Galvatron once the Decpeticon leader had landed safely on the ground and looked up at him. Seeing for the first time the humanoid who was with them, he felt a kindred spirit and wanted to know more about this man that was aiding them. He gave a slight bow and addressed Galvatron.

I am pleased to see that you are unhurt, Mighty Galvatron. We should head inside Scorponok as there is much to discuss. I have underestimated the strength the Autobots now possess, but I believe I know of a way to deal with it.

He gave Galvatrona sly smile, aware that he could easily be stepped on by the powerful mech. It was one of the drawbacks to being associated with giant robots. Of course, he needed to reconnect with his own Headmaster unit, then he would be on more of an even eye level with the 'cons. He motioned towards the entrace to the fortress, indicating that their leader should go first.

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From somewhere within Scorponok, Inferno stirred. He was still in the dark and the room had no exits.

Where in the Pit am I?

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:38 pm
by Dirge
* Blitzwing grabs the KOd conehead and drags him towards Scorponok. while yelling at Zarak *

" VERE ARE YOUR CR CHAMBERS, TELL ME OR I VILL SQUISH YOU LIKE ZE BUG!!! "

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 11:34 pm
by Galvatron
LOL @ Dirge!!!!! Pure classic!!!
Blackjack wrote:I am pleased to see that you are unhurt, Mighty Galvatron. We should head inside Scorponok as there is much to discuss. I have underestimated the strength the Autobots now possess, but I believe I know of a way to deal with it.
Galvatron calmly walks into Scorponok's entrance.

Yes I have seen the ship. It is very large and powerful.
That annoying Cambreaker feels like he needs to have a powerful ship like that to keep himself safe from the likes of me. WELL HE'S WRONG!!


With those words, Galvatron punched the wall in the hallway they were walking down. A loud deep voice of Scorponok from within yells...

OUCH! I dent easily!

As long as I function he will never be safe. None of the Autobots will be safe. Tell me what is your "plan" little fellow?

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:28 am
by Blackjack
As the Decepticons walk through the corridors of Scorponok, Sixshot indicates a large sign that says "CR Chamber" with a large red arrow. Zarak nods at Galvatron's statements, glad that the Decepticon warlord understands the point he is getting at. Although he is getting quite preturbed about being called 'little fellow'. He stops in front of an unmarked door.

If you would excuse me for just a moment.

He enters the door and a nanoclick later he emerges after having joined with his headmaster body. Now standing much taller, although signficantly shorter than Galvatron, Zarak continues.

It is much better to back in my original body. But, yes mighty Galvatron, you understand perfectly. What I am thinking is that you will require a ship of your own to combat your enemy. Fortunately, there exists such a powerful warship right here on the Earth and we now have the resources that previous Decepticons did not have available to them.

They arrive at a large, circular chamber with viewscreen monitors. Many of them are playing various Earth television shows and one is even hooked up to the Internet, browsing a website Transformerland.com.

Scorponok will you turn that off for one moment and bring up the map.

But Zarak, I was watching that.

Nevermind that you overgrown arachnid. Just do it, we are in the presence of Galvatron.

Scorponok grumbles something under his breath, not an easy feat for a giant scorpion, and complies. A moment later the display screens are filled with pictures of a large, purple Decepticon warship and a map of Earth displaying a small red dot somewhere in South America.

Behold mighty Galvatron, the Nemesis.

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:38 pm
by Dirge
* Blitzwing dumps dirge in the CR chamber and slams the door before following the other decepticons. Upon seeing the nemesis Blitzwing gasps *

" Curious, how vas such a being as you able to find ze nemesis Zarak? Ve Decepticons haff been searching for it ever since * face change * ZOSE CURSED AUTOBOTS FIRST BROUGHT US TO ZIS MUDBALL. YOU VILL TAKE US ZERE OR I VILL * face change * be really really upset HAHAHAHAH "

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:02 pm
by Galvatron
Galvatron slaps Blitzwing causing his faces to spin out of control...

SHUT YOUR FACES! I'm thinking here!

The Nemesis!? I've heard of that ship. But never seemed to care much of it. Do you know if it is still operatable? I see here on the map that it's located in So youth A merricah. That's not far from here.

DECEPTICONS, transform and roll out!