"YOU FOOL!" Galvatron rages at Dirge. "I was just about to be a judge for the smoothest fembot chassis! Blackarachnia, Arcee, Elita-1, Firestar, Chromia... all were about to take off their metal!"
Dirge looks at Galvatron puzzled. "Chromia would have won BPP"
Megaplex (in Skywarp's voice) agrees with Dirge: "Yeah, underneath it all, Arcee looks like Chromedome, and Blackarachnia is really just Tarantulus colored like a drag race queen."
For a fleeting moment, in the back of Megaplex's mind, Skywarp's voice wonders how Megaplex has even heard of Blackarachnia and Tarantulus... but then Megaplex shakes the thought away and continues. "Firestar's original form was actually a flesh creature, and Elita-1... Well, you saw her without her outer metal when you and Megatron attacked her mercilessly, leaving her broken form for the Autobots to find--it wasn't pretty."
Dirge picks Psycotron up and flings him towards ravage before turning back to Megaplex and the subject of the deceased Decepticon Riptide. "I know he is dead you buffoon, weren't you supposed to catch the Autobots who killed him?"
Defensively, Megaplex replies (in Megatron's voice), "The Autobots who killed the construction crew of the Nemesis left no traces behind. It almost seemed like an inside job, rather than the work of any Autobot infiltration team!" ((Someone more intelligent than Megaplex might even be suspicious that, of the entire construction crew, Dirge alone survived...))
Just then, the ever vigilant [/sarcasm] Ejectochair suddenly realizes that it was Dirge
who kicked Galvatron several minutes ago! Transforming back into robot mode and leaping to Dirge's side, the bodyguard cries, "Lord Galvatron! This Seeker is the one who dared to assault you! Shall I take action?!"