((i wrote this fanficky thing a couple of months ago while planning to write and post this thread
. i hope everybody likes it.))
Sitting on the dock of the bay
, Systemus Prime awaits the arrival of a special courier from the Autobots' hidden underwater
As the boat approaches, Systemus is surprised by the familiarity of the voice the boat uses to call out a greeting. "Systemus Prime!"
"Jetstream?" Systemus says. "Is that you?"
"Here's a hint!" the boat replies, aiming a large cannon toward the docks and hitting Systemus Prime dead-center in the chest with a water balloon.
Systemus grins. "It is
you! How're you doin'
, you old pirate?!"
"Just Prime. In fact, it's Dream Prime, now, not just plain old Jetstream."
"You made Prime? Congratulations! But since when do you turn into a boat?
Last time I saw you, your vehicle mode was some kind of space-jet-helicopter thingy."
"That was, like, twenty planets ago, dude."
"Actually, I'm a fembot now."
"I thought the female Autobots were extinct!"
"Eh, some grease-stain tampered with my fundamental CNA
"Again!? Sys, I keep telling you: If you have to go to Earth, stay away from Japan!
never went to Japan, and look what happened to him!
, I mean."
"I guess that's true. So, do you have a package for me?"
"Don't let Galvatron
hear you say that."