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Random Transformers statements

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random statements we know are true:

Onslaught is Russian.

Unicron carries a tommy gun, and drives a black '41 ford sedan.

Tracks lives in California.

Hot Rod, not Judd Nelson, starred in Breafast Club.

Frenzy and Rumble never graduated elementary school.
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Post by Savanna RX-7 GT-X »

Oh, I have to say it.

All Your Base Belong To Us.
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even though that has nothing to do with transformers. i don't know who all caught this, but go to the alternators thread there, and read my really long post with a lot of all caps words in it.
back on subject (yeah, there is one)

brawn was your nasty grade school gym teacher.

wheeljack invented "back to the future's" time machine de lorean.

the stunticons are the most mentally unstable group of tfs, and that is the only reason motormaster controls them so well.
he's their psychiatrist.

bumblebee is 5.

bonecrusher has no ego, that is why he clings to the arrogant hook so well. ;)

scavenger is a would-be hermit.

scattershot is a new yorker.
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I knwo it was not a Transformer one, but its to classic, hehe.
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Blurr couldn't pass a U-A test nor does he go to his rehab classes.

Gears is Brawn's teacher assistant
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sunstreaker gets manicures.

arcee wonders what he's doing there.
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Mighty Megatron created Kremzeek
Kremzeek (in my opinion) is the first Pokemon
Therefore, Megatron is the creator of Pokemon
He is their God!!!
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hot rod is a binge drinker.

kup is a british WWII vet.
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Cosmos is on a low carb diet

Tracks and Vanity Smurf are distant cousins

Slag can emit fire from ALL orifices

All the lost head/targer/powermaster human components in the world are meeting in a corn field in Iowa for unkown reasons

Ultra Magnus takes Viagra to help combat his difficulties "articulationg"

Ravage has been neutered

Powerglide has a part time crop dusting job. He's putting the money away and saving up for college
So, in Transformers, Les Claypool is God?
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lol... nice!

soundwave is a breakdancer. (see other thread)

razoclaw will die of a heart attack.

blades has won 47 barfights, and lost one. (onslaught, after 2 bottles of vodka)

mixmaster's real name is victor frankenstein.

jazz plays the saxophone.
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Shockwave always has 5 bottles of Robo Visine in his overnight bag.

Pipes has been approached to be on the cover of "High Times" 29 times.

Runabout's always complaining about how Runamuck never washes the dishes
So, in Transformers, Les Claypool is God?
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IRONHIDE IS JUST ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING "HARD ASS"

GALVATRON GETS ANGRY WHEN HE HAS TO GO TO HIS ANGER MANAGMENT CLASSES.
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when ironhide was young, they called him 'wild thing'. they still do.
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