humorous (i hope) new(ish) Transformer names

[Rhymus]

i know i've been away a while, and i wish i could stay longer, but i'll be back, like it or not. Until then, here's something random for you:

In the words of Dash Rendar, "Never buy a droid programmed by a failed comedian." That's me, the failed comedian. Or maybe the droid. Maybe both, i dunno. Anyhoo, i've been thinking these up for a long time but couldn't come up with anything to do with them, so i'll just post them and hope i can brighten somebody's day with a few little laughs. Also, if you happen to be in need of a new screen name, or more characters for your Transformers spoof fanfics, or whatever, let me know if you can use any of these--you're welcome to them, i'd just be curious to see where my brainchildren go in life. Conversely, if you are interested in adding to any of these lists, please do.

[LIST 1.0]

FEAST WARS (Japanese title: Food Fight! Super Robot Life)

MAXIMEALS
Optimustard Primal
Wine-ox
Cheetoh-r
Rattrappetizer

BREADACONS
Mecatroni (macaroni Megatron)
Coffee Black Arachnia
Wasabinator
Terrorsorbet

TRANSMEATALS
Pork Choptimus Primal
Optimus Prime Rib
Dinopot-roast
Tarantulasagna

[/LIST 1.0]

[LIST 2.0]

In the tradition of Bumblebee + Cliffjumper = Bumblejumper (a.k.a. Bumper)...

BUMBLEJUMPER'S BRIGADE

Commander:
Bumblejumper

Bumblejumper's Board of Guys Advising Me Strategically (Board GAMES):
Dreadwing (Dreadwind + Darkwing)
Slamdance (Grandslam + Raindance)
Squawkbox (Squawktalk + Beastbox)

Everybody Else:
Kickback + Sideswipe = Backside
Raindance + Trailbreaker = Breakdancer
Smokescreen + Bluestreak = Bluescreen
Smokescreen + Silverstreak = Silverscreen
Goldbug + Seaspray = Bugspray
Smokescreen + Cosmos + Mega-Zarak = Cosmo Mega-Zeen (Cosmo magazine)
any Seeker + Ironhide = Hide-an'-Seeker
Soundwave + Hound = Houndwave
Astrotrain + Jazz = Jazztrotrain
Pinpointer + Laserbeak = Laserpointer
Mixmaster + Grimlock = Master Lock
Omega Supreme + Megatron = Omegatron (who better to combat Omega Prime?)
Onslaught + Starscream = OnStar
Blaster + Blastoff = Offer
Eject + Rewind = Reject
Jetfire + Ramjet = Ramjetfire
Quickmix + Recoil = Remix
Bumblebee + Rumble = Rumblebee
Hi-Q + Hi-Test = Q-Test
Blurr + Skram = Skramblurr
Divebomb + Skydive = Skydivebomb
Tracks + Soundwave = Soundtracks
Bumper + Lightspeed = Speedbump
Bombburst + Starscream = Starburst
Wicked Attack Recon Sportscar + Starscream = StarWARS
Kicker + Stepper = Step-Kick
Blitzwing + Springer = Swinger
Tracks + Starscream = Trackstar (actually a name i once had in mind for an alternate universe Astrotrain)
Mixmaster + Trailbreaker = Trailmix
Unicron + Ramhorn = Unicorn
Wheelie + Wheeljack = Wheeliejack (or Wheeljackie)
Wheeljack + Jackpot = Wheeljackpot

[/LIST 2.0]

[LIST 3.0]

Assorted other TF name nonsense...

If G1 Bluestreak became G1 Commemorative Reissue Silverstreak, does that mean G1 Silverbolt became G2 Bluebolt?

[EDIT]
See List 3.1
[/EDIT]

[/LIST 3.0]

[LIST 3.1]

Derivative list from List 3.0...

Optronix (a.k.a. Orion Pax) became Optimus Prime. Megatron became Galvatron. Hot Rod became Rodimus Prime. Bumblebee became Goldbug. Optimus Primal became Optimal Optimus. Ever wonder what other names would come from upgraded Transformers, or what former names some Transformers might have had?

Grapple (G1) <<< Hauler
Inferno (BW) >>> Infernal Inferno
Jazz (G1) >>> Jazzmeister Prime
Ratchet (G1) <<< Clank
Ultra Magnus (G1) <<< Magnetronix

[/LIST 3.1]

[Galvatron]

HOW ABOUT GRAPPLE & HAULER
= GRAULER (GRAW-LER) OR HAUPLER (HOP-LER)

ALPHA TRION & OMEGA SUPREME
= ALPHA-OMEGA

[Time Traveller]

the food ones were clever, but the combination names were hilarious. Props!

[Rhymus]

Tiptop + Hi-Q = Q-Tip

Rhinox + Dinobot = Botox

[Kup]

hilarious at least

[Rhymus]

Spike + Punch = Sky High