more signs you might be a TransFan

[Rhymus]

Even after all these years, the word "deception" still sometimes looks like a misspelling to you.

So does the word "unicorn".

And occasionally "construction".

While doing yard work, picking fallen branches off of the lawn, you find yourself thinking, "There's not enough energy in these conductors to last a cortex!"

The same thought crosses your mind while moving rolls of gift wrapping paper.

You have an empty plastic bottle. In order to make it take less space in the recycle bin, you crush it beneath your foot. Then you ask aloud, of nobody in particular, "Will anyone else attempt to fill his shoes?"

(And in case you were wondering, yes, all of the above describe things i've done or that have happened to me.)

Anyone else have little true stories like these that tell you you're a REAL TransFan?

[Jazz]

Every time it rains I act like a Transformer running through the acid rain on Cybertron.

[Bumblebee]

seeing cool cars on the road/sales lot and thinking that would make a cool transformer wonder what faction/bot mold looks like..... (saw a International CXT pickup Turck that was 2 door yellow and thought of huffer)

driving down the highway wishing i was a stunticon knocking some non-driving humans out of the way.......

[Galvatron]

I got my evil laughter when something imbarrasing happens to someone else.

I pop my knuckles while I say "EXCELLENT" when thing go my way.

When I'm hungry, I'll say "I'm low on energon"
When I'm tired, I say "time for me to recharge my 9volt battery"

I call my children "mini cons"
I call my wife "flesh creature with giggity features"

When I see jets flying overhead, I think that my seekers are doing a fine job.

And as Bumblebee mentioned, I also wish I was a Stunticon when I'm driving.

I often whistle the G1 theme song while I am at work.

I would love to destroy things with a real life laser cannon.

G1 quotes do linger in my mind from time to time...

"Prime told me there would be days like these!"

when i'm playing guitar, i play carnage in C-Minor

while driving around I also look at other vehicles and imagine their transformation abilities. Are they Decepticon or Autobot?

I wish my 2005 Kia Sedona would transform into a Hummer.
Then again I wish the wife would transform into a ----- ----- nevermind.

I try to remove the vocal processors out of the mini cons.
I turn the volume down in my audio receptors when the wife is yelling at me.

Has anybody made the clicking noises while changing clothes?
Or hydrolic or metal sounds while walking around?

[Time Traveller]

Or hydrolic or metal sounds while walking around?

Not always aloud, but all the time

[The Last Autobot]

I call my wife "flesh creature with giggity features"

Has anybody made the clicking noises while changing clothes?
Or hydrolic or metal sounds while walking around?

"Giggity features"? I audibly LOL'd.

And yes, all the time I find myself making that noise as I walk down the hallway...

[Rhymus]

Once, while helping somebody open/close all the sliding glass doors on an enclosed back [porch/patio/deck/whatever]... and again, while helping rearrange furniture for a party... you (actually, i) imagined the voice of G1 Ultra Magnus saying, "You and Arcee transform Autobot City!"

[Countdown]

I LOLed at this. I can totally picture myself doing this. Awesome.

[Roar]

You look at your black cat, and seriously think of ways to engineer a set of silver painted cardboard side rockets/blasters that will fit on her back that won't fall off, while still looking just like Ravage's.

You see someone with a faction sticker opposite to the one you support on their vehicle, catch their attention, then tap on the symbol on your vehicle while giving them the stink eye.

You name any new pet Kremzeek.