Dirge1 wrote: There is a guy in the next bed who keeps saying that he is " gods gift to a woman "
I don't know how she keeps resisting him!
I'm sure he means well.............
and Kath brought him down a peg or two by saying that she knows just how far to ram a sweeping brush handle up his *AHEM* before he needs surgery to remove it.
Well....she is a veterinarian. We don't have a thing to be worried about! That girl will be A-OK fine!
You need to take care of yourself too, Buddy, your health is important too! I hope she gets to go home soon!
I really feel for the poor nurses they are gibbering wrecks Kath is a terrible inmate ....... erm ...... patient. She is still screaming for a carlsberg so I asked the nurse if it was allowed for me to bring her a can of said beverage the nurse said sorry no. apparently they are not allowed to have alcohol in the building. She seems more awake and aware of what is going on today than she has been. doctors say that if there are no more problems she can come home on sunday . sunday being the 24th, my birthday, what more could I want
I disappear for a little while and come back to all sorts of bad news. I'm so sorry to hear about what happened, but am relieved to know she's doing better and will be home again soon. Hopefully she'll be out for Sunday.
WTF Ok thats just not cool wow alot has happened in my short time away from here. Im glad he reaped what he sowed, eye for an eye sorry to hear this has happened mate my best wishes and prayers to Kath hey
"Look at Megatron. I'm gonna blast that smile off his faceplate".
just come back from the hospital and Kath has taken up KNITTING she says that she is board stupid and the nurse gave her knitting needles some wool and a pattern. she gave the nurses so much stick that they bent to her will and gave her the tv remote. what did she watch ........ the A Team . she beat the head nurse at connect 4. she got up herself and walked to the kitchen and made her own lunch I tried to smuggle her a can of carlsberg and got busted by the breathing specialist . the nurses will be glad to see her go. she will now certainly be coming home sometime on sunday.
great news dirge good to hear she is going welland for the beer sneaking in part just pour it into a little apple juice bottle hey hey hey might just work yeah
"Look at Megatron. I'm gonna blast that smile off his faceplate".
Cliffjumper wrote:great news dirge good to hear she is going welland for the beer sneaking in part just pour it into a little apple juice bottle hey hey hey might just work yeah
Autobots are supposed to follow the rules, CJ!
I am glad you're home and on the mend, Kath, and hopefully we'll see you in here again SOON!
Since you've taken up knitting can you make a scarf for my big and little Grimlocks?