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Best Leader Ever...

Post by Optimus Prime »

Allow me to introduce myself...

I, am Optimus Prime. Leader of the Autobots. My woman has been prancing around here brandishing a stupid decepticon sticker. She goes by the name "delita-1" because "she's so evil". It's cute.

Some time ago, as she claims, she went crazy or whatever and joined the decepticons. Her reasoning? "Wah! Optimus Prime left me! Wah!" Yeah, I did leave you... I left you to save the damn world, woman! I even told her "I'll be home late tonight, honey, I have to go battle evil robots and save the world." Then I get home only to see that she's left me a can of spam for dinner.

And always with the screaming. Just like a woman to have a special power where she belts out an earpiercing face-melter. I don't need that. When I get home after a long day whoopin' Megatron's ass I just want to sit down and kick-back with a bottle of Exxon. I mean, all day it's: Truck, robot, truck, robot... You know that bit. My gears are all clogged and my pistons are stiff and I just want a good lube-job. But no, instead I get a lecture about putting the toilet seat down. How about this "delita", put it down yourself and save the energy you would normally expend complaining about it. You can see the bind I'm in.

Anyway, here I am, the one and only. Get out your cameras, I'm only signing for 5 minutes.
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Post by Arcee »

Let me be the first to welcome you home, Optimus--it's been too long. :D My fellow Autobots and I have been faithfully awaiting your return. Come join Rodimus and I at the Autobot booth in the Kolkular Bar!
Optimus Prime wrote:I just want a good lube-job.
Uuuhhh... not gonna touch that one... :lol:


(Effing great sig, btw.)
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Post by Delita-1 »

Well Optimus if it wasn't for my "earpiercing face-melter" you would be dead!

(I'm glad you FINALLY decided to post :wink: )
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Post by meeshabot »

I'm as dense as a Decepticon!

*double face palm*

Its Elita One with a D! Durrrr....

I'm still a n00b myself, but regardless, welcome welcome!
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Post by Time Traveller »

hey, actually you're up to a throttlebot :P
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Post by meeshabot »

You're too kind!

Its only been a week!! :oops:
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Post by Rodimus Prime »

Welcome to the boards Optimus!!

At last I can give you back the matrix and just get back to being cool, cocky and kick ass as Hot Rod. ;)

Good to have you around, maybe you can keep Delita-1 in her place :-P (j/k)

Stick around, we are a small but fun community.

Hot Rod (formally Rodimus Prime) :-P
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Post by Commander Megatron »

AT LAST!! My old enemy is here. Welcome Optimus Prime, I hope that you your stay will be most comfortable, albeit it will be brief!!

ooc Welcome Optimus good to see you have fun and join in with thr rest of us, the banter is great!!
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Rodimus Prime wrote:Good to have you around, maybe you can keep Delita-1 in her place :-P (j/k)
HA! Not bloody likely! Image
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Post by meeshabot »

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I thought this was appropriate, because A.) You're back, B.) its December and C.) you were "arguing" about D/Elita!
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Post by Delita-1 »

I like my purple paint job better... Besides, if he cared so damn much about me, he wouldn't be leaving me all the time.

That's a pretty darn cool picture though.
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Oh, God, I know, so much bedamned pink. I think the writer of Girls Read Comics (and They're Pissed) would take offense.
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Post by Arcee »

I don't think he looks particularly upset in that pic at all, actually. He's just lifting her from off the ground so he can dump her into the scrap metal yard. 8)
meeshabot wrote:I think the writer of Girls Read Comics (and They're Pissed) would take offense.
Haha... she takes offense to pretty much everything anyway (albeit, often justifiably).
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Post by meeshabot »

AH! *Claps* I'm so glad you read it. I thought what she wrote about Sue Storm/Emma Frost and their O-faces was absolutely on the money.

Y'know I was starting to think the same about Marissa Faireborn, as I'm slowly reading the comics, its like every picture of her, her breast are absolutely gigundous and she's cross-eyed. :evil:
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Post by Delita-1 »

meeshabot wrote:I'm slowly reading the comics, its like every picture of her, her breast are absolutely gigundous and she's cross-eyed. :evil:
LOL!!! Not at you, but at your comment. Isn't just about every comic that way though?
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Post by meeshabot »

Delita-1 wrote:
meeshabot wrote:I'm slowly reading the comics, its like every picture of her, her breast are absolutely gigundous and she's cross-eyed. :evil:
LOL!!! Not at you, but at your comment. Isn't just about every comic that way though?

Normally I would agree..... BUT thank god for the Runaways and Gertrude Yorkes.

Sure she's fat, but you ask anyone who reads that comic who their favorite character is? They're gonna tell ya "ARSENIC AND OLD LACE!"
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Post by Arcee »

meeshabot wrote:I thought what she wrote about Sue Storm/Emma Frost and their O-faces was absolutely on the money.
I know, isn't that completely enraging? Not to mention disgusting. And as I read her column I start to notice things more and more in comics that I wouldn't normally have paid attention to.
meeshabot wrote:Y'know I was starting to think the same about Marissa Faireborn, as I'm slowly reading the comics, its like every picture of her, her breast are absolutely gigundous and she's cross-eyed. :evil:
Some artists are worse than others. Greg Land's probably public enemy #1.
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meeshabot, that's actually the cover to a porno I shot in college.
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Post by meeshabot »

:twisted: That's why she's passed out, eh?
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:shock: WTF? He must've slipped a mickey in my energon...
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