Best Leader Ever...
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Best Leader Ever...
Allow me to introduce myself...
I, am Optimus Prime. Leader of the Autobots. My woman has been prancing around here brandishing a stupid decepticon sticker. She goes by the name "delita-1" because "she's so evil". It's cute.
Some time ago, as she claims, she went crazy or whatever and joined the decepticons. Her reasoning? "Wah! Optimus Prime left me! Wah!" Yeah, I did leave you... I left you to save the damn world, woman! I even told her "I'll be home late tonight, honey, I have to go battle evil robots and save the world." Then I get home only to see that she's left me a can of spam for dinner.
And always with the screaming. Just like a woman to have a special power where she belts out an earpiercing face-melter. I don't need that. When I get home after a long day whoopin' Megatron's ass I just want to sit down and kick-back with a bottle of Exxon. I mean, all day it's: Truck, robot, truck, robot... You know that bit. My gears are all clogged and my pistons are stiff and I just want a good lube-job. But no, instead I get a lecture about putting the toilet seat down. How about this "delita", put it down yourself and save the energy you would normally expend complaining about it. You can see the bind I'm in.
Anyway, here I am, the one and only. Get out your cameras, I'm only signing for 5 minutes.
I, am Optimus Prime. Leader of the Autobots. My woman has been prancing around here brandishing a stupid decepticon sticker. She goes by the name "delita-1" because "she's so evil". It's cute.
Some time ago, as she claims, she went crazy or whatever and joined the decepticons. Her reasoning? "Wah! Optimus Prime left me! Wah!" Yeah, I did leave you... I left you to save the damn world, woman! I even told her "I'll be home late tonight, honey, I have to go battle evil robots and save the world." Then I get home only to see that she's left me a can of spam for dinner.
And always with the screaming. Just like a woman to have a special power where she belts out an earpiercing face-melter. I don't need that. When I get home after a long day whoopin' Megatron's ass I just want to sit down and kick-back with a bottle of Exxon. I mean, all day it's: Truck, robot, truck, robot... You know that bit. My gears are all clogged and my pistons are stiff and I just want a good lube-job. But no, instead I get a lecture about putting the toilet seat down. How about this "delita", put it down yourself and save the energy you would normally expend complaining about it. You can see the bind I'm in.
Anyway, here I am, the one and only. Get out your cameras, I'm only signing for 5 minutes.
Let me be the first to welcome you home, Optimus--it's been too long. My fellow Autobots and I have been faithfully awaiting your return. Come join Rodimus and I at the Autobot booth in the Kolkular Bar!
(Effing great sig, btw.)
Uuuhhh... not gonna touch that one...Optimus Prime wrote:I just want a good lube-job.
(Effing great sig, btw.)
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I don't think he looks particularly upset in that pic at all, actually. He's just lifting her from off the ground so he can dump her into the scrap metal yard.
Haha... she takes offense to pretty much everything anyway (albeit, often justifiably).meeshabot wrote:I think the writer of Girls Read Comics (and They're Pissed) would take offense.
AH! *Claps* I'm so glad you read it. I thought what she wrote about Sue Storm/Emma Frost and their O-faces was absolutely on the money.
Y'know I was starting to think the same about Marissa Faireborn, as I'm slowly reading the comics, its like every picture of her, her breast are absolutely gigundous and she's cross-eyed.
Y'know I was starting to think the same about Marissa Faireborn, as I'm slowly reading the comics, its like every picture of her, her breast are absolutely gigundous and she's cross-eyed.
Delita-1 wrote:LOL!!! Not at you, but at your comment. Isn't just about every comic that way though?meeshabot wrote:I'm slowly reading the comics, its like every picture of her, her breast are absolutely gigundous and she's cross-eyed.
Normally I would agree..... BUT thank god for the Runaways and Gertrude Yorkes.
Sure she's fat, but you ask anyone who reads that comic who their favorite character is? They're gonna tell ya "ARSENIC AND OLD LACE!"
I know, isn't that completely enraging? Not to mention disgusting. And as I read her column I start to notice things more and more in comics that I wouldn't normally have paid attention to.meeshabot wrote:I thought what she wrote about Sue Storm/Emma Frost and their O-faces was absolutely on the money.
Some artists are worse than others. Greg Land's probably public enemy #1.meeshabot wrote:Y'know I was starting to think the same about Marissa Faireborn, as I'm slowly reading the comics, its like every picture of her, her breast are absolutely gigundous and she's cross-eyed.