Have you guys ever heard of Uncyclopedia.org? Its like a wiki site, but all the information in it is bogus. I looked up the X-Men and nearly fell out of my seat with laughter. So I decided to look up the Transformers...or more specifically Optimus Prime's entry. I do say I was not disappointed:
Yeah, I was reading through that the other day. I love the Megatron one too.
"When God was putting together His choir of angels, He knew He needed a right-hand man. He chose to create Megatron for this job."
"Megatron is also known as the mythical founder of the Rwandans, a magical fairy race, bred for their skills in karate. Despite some belief to the contrary Megatron does infact hold the world record for skiing backwards in a hurricane. "
Hahahaa... oh man, I'm dying here. I don't know which I like more:
Over the years Optimus has broken several musical records, mostly due to them being fairly fragile - his CDs have been extremely popular as well.
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Though he never actually served in the Great Pirate-Ninja conflict, he DID help lead several missions during the short-lived Pirate-Ninja Alliace against the cowboys. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Universe was destroyed.
