Real life autobots/decepticons

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 8:08 pm

I got a family member who snorts coke.
He is like that too.
He works on 5 different cars, 2 lawn mowers, a computer and a DVD player all at once. Nothing is fixed.

meeshabot · Post by **meeshabot** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:39 am

I don't snort coke!

But it might be kind of funny if I did and then went of a frantic knitting rampage.

"Hey meeshabot, what're you doing?"
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KNIT!"
".......Okay....."
"Stabbity death!"

Actually, its because I don't knit during the summer, I only knit when its cold outside. Something about 90º weather can make a person not want to play around with wool.

meeshabot · Post by **meeshabot** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 11:16 am

ignore the stupid girl beneath the hat

So I finished my silly green hat! It seems I only knit silly hats. But my retrograde amnesia slowly dissipated and I was able to continue on.

Total time spent knitting: a day and a half
Total time it took to finish hat: about 4 months (since I started in spring, put it down for months and months and months and months and only recently just picked it back up to finish.)

Nightshade · Post by **Nightshade** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 11:31 am

not too bad actually, you should have seen my mother try and knit......

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 11:35 am

nice hat
it looks very warm

meeshabot · Post by **meeshabot** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:10 pm

Thanks guys! The of it, when you have to end up stitching the hat together, I kind of hax0red. I was just like, "BAH, I'm finishing you!" so I did it as quickly and carelessly as possible. But all in all it sits just fine on the head and has got a good stretch to it.

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:21 pm

meeshabot wrote: But all in all it sits just fine on the head and has got a good stretch to it.

Sounds like the perfect mouth!

Ramjet · Post by **Ramjet** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:21 pm

meeshabot · Post by **meeshabot** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:23 pm

God damnit.

I hate you.

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:27 pm

Sunstorm · Post by **Sunstorm** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 1:11 pm

nice hat meeshabot

do you do that thing my mum used to do when she was knitting, where, if someone comes up to talk to you as you're counting stitches, you start counting out very loud in their face so they know to shut the hell up while you count!?

My mum used to get me everytime with that

"Mum! I want a....."

".....36!......37!......38!......39!......"

meeshabot · Post by **meeshabot** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 1:27 pm

hahaha, no I don't, but i should because i always end up counting and recounting five or six more times.

Post by **Ultra Magnus** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:45 pm

meeshabot wrote: ignore the stupid girl beneath the hat

I always do.

meeshabot · Post by **meeshabot** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:52 pm

Har.

You're like the ying to Galvatron's yang.

Post by **Ultra Magnus** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:52 pm

Did you guys hear something?

meeshabot · Post by **meeshabot** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:15 pm

Obviously not, but then again, I don't know. Does the internet talk to you? Cause when I look at TFL I don't hear anything. I read some stuff, sure, usually message boards don't invade ones auditory senses. Who knows, maybe I'm the one on crack.

I feel like Alice... I keep thinking everyone else around me is bat shit crazy, but...y'know what? Maybe you're all sane and I'm the one that's nuts.

Post by **Ultra Magnus** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:24 pm

meeshabot wrote: Maybe you're all sane and I'm the one that's nuts.

Admitting you have a problem is the first step on the road to recovery.

meeshabot · Post by **meeshabot** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:34 pm

I thought TFL was a 12 step program...but I think its more of a sanatorium. Just absolute bedlam. Nonstop.

Post by **Ultra Magnus** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:46 pm

Step 1: Hear that there is such a thing in the world as Transformers.
Step 2: Find a cartoon based on TF's
Step 3: Become obsessed with TF toys
Step 4: Become disillusioned when crappy movie comes out
Step 5: Give all your TF's to younger relative in fight of rebellion towards crappy movie that killed Prime
Step 6: Wait 20 years
Step 7: Receive back one small piece of what was once an almost complete collection
Step 8: Search E-bay for enough parts to complete small piece that was returned.
Step 9: Become disgusted with E-bay's pricing and search for resonable alternatives
Step 10: Buy replacement parts from Matt
Step 11: upon completion of the one piece, the mania takes over your mind, body and soul... you lose all free will, MUST HAVE MORE TF's!!!!!
Step 12: Sign up for TFL forum membership and settle in with all the other addicts.

That is why I am naming TFL FORUMS as a real life Decepticon, as it sucks the Energon and free will out of the user, and thus in a joke reply somehow manage to pull this severely de-railed thread back onto the tracks!!!

Thank you, goodnight!

Bumblebee · Post by **Bumblebee** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:27 pm

There is your 12 steps Meesha

And I have to agree with every single one of them lol