Make a Haiku!

Sunstorm · Post by **Sunstorm** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:17 pm

These can be pretty funny. BTW I don't want to insult anyone's intelligence by saying this, most people know what a Haiku is, but for those that don't - it's a Japanese poem consisting of 7, then 5, then 7 syllables.

so;

Commander Megatron laughed
Optimus in bits
"Lets all stamp on his Matrix!"

or

Bought myself a Blue Grimlock
It's a G2 - doh!
Sludge's left leg snapped. Bollocks

or even

Transformerland forum rules!
Autobots must die!
Bagales knows everything

who's next?

Delita-1 · Post by **Delita-1** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:23 pm

Sunstorm wrote: Bought myself a Blue Grimlock
It's a G2 - doh!
Sludge's left leg snapped. Bollocks

LOL!!! That's great.

Does this count?

I am stuck at work again
It bores me to tears
But at least I can come here

Deszaras · Post by **Deszaras** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:26 pm

not sure about this but...

i'm very annoyed today
my alternator
grimlock is a knock off grr

Sunstorm · Post by **Sunstorm** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:50 pm

both great Haiku's D1 and DS!

My two favourites from South Park (love that show

)

Kyle:
"Fatboy Cartman was
Not on the school bus today
What a big fat turd."

Kyle again:
"Ass full of pork fat
jiggles like a jello-mold
mouth is flapping too"

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:13 pm

Can you tell why this happens
Autobots never
stay dead for a long time, man

Sunstorm · Post by **Sunstorm** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 2:33 am

Started work at 6am
It's still dark outside
May fall asleep very soon

Computron · Post by **Computron** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:42 am

I hate this navy boat much
We're always at sea
No time inport for family

Is family two or three? I need it to be two...
I guess three will work too...

I hate this navy boat much
We're always at sea
Not inport for family.

Sunstorm · Post by **Sunstorm** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 12:36 pm

I must resurrect this thread
I find it quite fun
Can't think of a third line though....

Rumble · Post by **Rumble** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 12:43 pm

Yes I think Sunstorm is right
Lets resurrect it
New members must have a go...

Rumble.

meeshabot · Post by **meeshabot** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:55 pm

Watching family grow more weak,
Who will live their life?
The strange makes me stronger now.

Computron · Post by **Computron** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:47 pm

Haiku's are goofy to write
mostly make no sense
I want food for a quick bite

Sunstorm · Post by **Sunstorm** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:52 pm

Starscream is Decepticon
So is Megatron
But not that wimp, Optimus

meeshabot · Post by **meeshabot** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:54 pm

Haiku's can be insightful,
macabre and unique.
No rhyme seven five seven.

T F L has weird people,
their obsessions define them.
The internet is so strange.

Rumble · Post by **Rumble** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:58 pm

Cassette tapes are obsolete
Now its mp3
What ever happened to mini disc

Rumble.

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:55 am

Don't like counting syllables
It's just annoying
That's why I don't post much here.

Sunstorm · Post by **Sunstorm** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:14 pm

Rumble wrote:Cassette tapes are obsolete
Now its mp3
What ever happened to mini disc

Rumble.

genius.

I agree. I loved my minidisc players...

Sunstorm · Post by **Sunstorm** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:02 pm

Commander is back!
Shout WOOHOO! YAY! and HOORAY!
Good to have you back

Deszaras · Post by **Deszaras** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:06 pm

Sometimes making a Haiku
Is very hard work ha
Today I make another

Roar · Post by **Roar** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:55 pm

Tracks is an eighty two bot
His make is Corvette
Anniversary pace car

Roar · Post by **Roar** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:03 pm

Jetfire is Starscream's best friend
His loyalty bend
Jetfire loyal autobot

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