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RATS!!!

Post by Ultra Magnus »

I totally missed Chinese New Year, back on the 8th of February.

It is now the year of the Rat, and here I am still ...





(Wait for it)



... writing Boar on my checks!!! :D







Feel free to share other stupid (not dirty) jokes in this thread.
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Post by Blurr »

...............i dont get it.........
:?
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Post by Ultra Magnus »

It is a play on the entire "How long it took me to sart writing 2008 on my checks after this past new year" thing....

I never said it was funny. :D


Try this one out for size.....

How do you catch a squirrell?

















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You climb up a tree and act like a nut!!!


(Can you tell I have small children in the house?)
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Post by Sixshot »

Definitely, :P
- "Life is worth living only as long as there are enemies worth destroying!"
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Post by Blurr »

Blurr returns from 2 day of sitting in a tree, covered in tiny bite marks

Yeah, i dont recomend that.

read my next post to see how to keep an idiot busy for days
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Post by Blurr »

read my last post
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Post by Roar »

I must have read your last two posts at least twenty times and I still don't get it! :?


What is the joke?


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Post by Ultra Magnus »

Roar, you should read it a few more times. ;)
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Post by Cliffjumper »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Blurr »

my daughter told me this 1

a man walks into bar............knoced himself out

(took her bout 10 mins to get it right :D
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