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firstoff, i don't shoot dear. she's right here see? *points to minerva* that's my dear, i would never shoot her. Secondly, i don't shoot DEER either... I just help eat them when those who shoot more deer than they can eat offer us some.
Dunno where you got the baby seals thing.
Besides, oil slick kills aren't very good eating.
Dunno where you got the baby seals thing.
Besides, oil slick kills aren't very good eating.
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"I tell ya, the economy is bad..."
THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD, that …
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the
counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and
learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD, that …
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the
counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and
learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Time Traveller wrote:"I tell ya, the economy is bad..."
THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD, that …
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the
counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and
learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
You speak the truth. But great joke!
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I have heard rumor that the economy is so bad that millions of children will go door to door this weekend begging for food. They are so ashamed of this, they will be in disguise to hide their true identities.Jazz wrote:Time Traveller wrote:"I tell ya, the economy is bad..."
THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD, that …
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the
counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and
learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
You speak the truth. But great joke!