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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:19 am
by Ramjet
Man, I love that joke! It works better in person, so you can get the ashamed, droopy head look when you say "It's swollen". I need to PM you one that reminds me of.

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:31 pm
by Minerva
Haha! That was great! :lol:

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 5:56 pm
by Countdown
Haha! I wasn't expecting number 5. That was funny!

Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:08 pm
by Galvatron
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Betty Crocker!!!!! LOL

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Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:41 pm
by trance
Why is the captain of the Exxon Valdez and early riser?

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:42 pm
by Countdown
I am rackin' my brains. I don't have a clue... lol.

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 11:27 pm
by Time Traveller
cus the crashing noises woke him up?

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:15 am
by trance
C'mon guys, you can get this :) I'll give you till tonight.

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:12 pm
by trance
Because....








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The oily bird catches the worm!

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:31 pm
by Time Traveller
*facedesk*

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:08 am
by Minerva
Haha! :P Thanks for sharing, trance!

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:43 am
by trance
Time Traveller wrote:*facedesk*
...was that because it was so obvious you can't believe you missed it, or what? I thought that would be right up your alley what with the shooting dear and clubbing baby seals

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:11 pm
by Time Traveller
firstoff, i don't shoot dear. she's right here see? *points to minerva* that's my dear, i would never shoot her. Secondly, i don't shoot DEER either... I just help eat them when those who shoot more deer than they can eat offer us some.

Dunno where you got the baby seals thing.

Besides, oil slick kills aren't very good eating.

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:44 pm
by trance
...I gotta start proofreading my posts...

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 9:21 pm
by Sideways
haha

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:25 am
by Time Traveller
"I tell ya, the economy is bad..."

THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD, that …
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the
counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and
learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:24 pm
by Jazz
Time Traveller wrote:"I tell ya, the economy is bad..."

THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD, that …
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the
counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and
learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

You speak the truth. But great joke!

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:46 am
by Ultra Magnus
Jazz wrote:
Time Traveller wrote:"I tell ya, the economy is bad..."

THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD, that …
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the
counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and
learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

You speak the truth. But great joke!
I have heard rumor that the economy is so bad that millions of children will go door to door this weekend begging for food. They are so ashamed of this, they will be in disguise to hide their true identities. :lol:

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:30 am
by Countdown
Those were some funny ones. UM... are you telling me that is why I used to go door to door once a year so many years ago? Jeez it all makes sense now! :P