Funny Poems!!!

Rumble · Post by **Rumble** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:19 pm

Commander Megatron wrote:*Wipes tears away*

Thanks Snarl, I just needa bit of understanding.

*Checks his Bio*

'Rumble loves being in the toughest "gang" in the galaxy.'

Ok then....

Rumble.

Grimlock · Post by **Grimlock** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:25 pm

Awwwww ............ I love you too Rumble, do you want another hug then

Rumble · Post by **Rumble** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:26 pm

Is this some kind of Autobot ploy?

Rumble.

Grimlock · Post by **Grimlock** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:29 pm

Yes .......................... you will all be converted to Autobots and you will bow before the mighty Snarl HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE ............

Rumble · Post by **Rumble** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:33 pm

No chance, Decepticon for life! I will not fall victim to your brainwashing!

Rumble.

Grimlock · Post by **Grimlock** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:36 pm

Oh well ............... on to plan B.
I will have to hammer you into the ground like a tent peg then

Rumble · Post by **Rumble** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:39 pm

Can we go back to the brainwashing?

Rumble.

Commander Megatron · Post by **Commander Megatron** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:39 pm

Snarl wrote:Oh well ............... on to plan B.
I will have to hammer you into the ground like a tent peg then

ROTFLMAO!!! I laughed out loud when I read that one. Very good Snarl.

Grimlock · Post by **Grimlock** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:44 pm

Can we go back to the brainwashing?

Give me a hug then ...............

Rumble · Post by **Rumble** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:46 pm

Not right now, I have an appointment to keep.....

Rumble.

Post by **Time Traveller** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:45 pm

Rumble wrote:
Commander Megatron wrote:*Wipes tears away*

Thanks Snarl, I just needa bit of understanding.
*Checks his Bio*

'Rumble loves being in the toughest "gang" in the galaxy.'

Ok then....

Rumble.

I just saw a show on history channel, that says the red mafiya is the toughest in the galaxy. Even tougher than the italian mob or the decepticon space mafia!

Arcee · Post by **Arcee** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:35 pm

Can we keep things on topic?

She Stole My Heart

I saw her in a crowded bar
I worshipped her from afar
Her rose tattoo with a star
Her hair as black as new laid tar.

Her eyes they sparkled like a fire
To fill a man with deep desire
Of the kind that will never tire
I tell the truth. I ain't no liar.

I crossed the room with heavy tread
I had one thought inside my head
"She'll steal your heart," a voice there said
But she stole my bloody wallet instead.

Grimlock · Post by **Grimlock** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:05 pm

That sounds bad on us ladies

, but is very funny anyway

Commander Megatron · Post by **Commander Megatron** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:44 pm

She only stole his wallet, if you ask me he got off lightly!

LOL!!!

Grimlock · Post by **Grimlock** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:48 pm

Yes, it could have been MUCH worse, she could have stolen his innocence, among other things ...................

Ramjet · Post by **Ramjet** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 3:33 pm

When I was young I had no sense
Went and p****d on an electric fence
Curled my hair and tickled my b***s
Made me s**t in my over-alls

Hey! I remembered another one!

Tarzan the monkey man
Swingin' by a rubber band
He don't care, he don't swear
He don't wear no underwear

(apologies to Arcee for the grammar, but that's how it goes!)

Grimlock · Post by **Grimlock** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:37 am

Here is one for you :-

To break wind is a funny thing
It gives the bowels ease
It warms the bed on a frosty night
And suffocates the fleas