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Funny Poems!!!

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This is a funny poem my wife found. Notice upfront, though it sounds like something else, read it ALL the way through! The ending is priceless! :wink:

"Experince"

The sky was blue,
The sun was high,
We were alone,
Just her and I,
Her hair was brown,
Her eyes were too,
I knew just what,
She wanted to do,
So with my courage,
I tried my best,
By placing my hand,
Upon her beast,
Her hair felt fine,
As I ran my finger,
Down her spine,
She trembled with,
Every beat of her heart,
Slowly I spread,
Her legs apart,
It's all through,
All over now,

I had my first experience
Milking a cow!
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Post by Grimlock »

That is funny, I laughed so hard that my sides hurt :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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ROTFLMAO!!! That genius Sentinel!
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Post by Galvatron »

better than trying to milk a bull! :shock:

(no i'm not speaking from experience) :lol:
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Post by Roar »

galvatron wrote:better than trying to milk a bull! :shock:

(no i'm not speaking from experience) :lol:
I KNEW you were going to say that or akin to!!!!!!!!! :shock: :lol:
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galvatron wrote:better than trying to milk a bull! :shock:

(no i'm not speaking from experience) :lol:
lol
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Post by Grimlock »

better than trying to milk a bull!

(no i'm not speaking from experience)
It says here in your mind that you ARE speaking from experience :lol:

They do actually extract from bulls for a process known as Artificial Insemination or AI. Basically when a cow needs to get in calf, they inject the substance directly into the cows egg.
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Post by Commander Megatron »

I think Galvatron would be more "hands on" in his approach. :shock: :lol:
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Post by Rattrap »

Worst Job Ever: Bull Milker.
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Post by queen_lynxana »

ROFLMAO! That poem had me to the very end. Great joke :)
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Post by Grimlock »

I can think of a lot of poems but they may be a bit strong and course for these forums :wink:
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Post by Octane »

"There once was a man from Nantucket..."

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LOL!!! Very good Octane.
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Post by Grimlock »

Here we go then two countryside poems :-

The ode to the safety inspector

He said this auger is not guarded
as it took his finger off
he said this floorboard is rotten
as he fell through the loft into the trough
he said these granary steps are dangerous
as the top one gave way
and when he slipped into the dipper
I knew it was not quite his day
he said that bull could do some damage
as it hit him like a runaway train
we had to get the ambulance
to take him home again

The ode to the old sheep

I bought a brainless old ewe called matilda
I dosed her, injected her and pilled her
every lambing time for years, she drove me to tears
Till a post between the ears went and killed her

as luck had it that day
along came the RSPCA
came driving past, as the ewe coughed her last
so what could I say

The judge said you bad tempered fool
are all farmers heartless and cruel
just to kill the poor thing, maybe you could bring
and use a more delicate tool

your honour says I the deceased
was an akward cantankerous beast
and even a bloke, in a wig and a cloak
would have belted the thing at least

then the judge called the trial to a halt
and said i am sure that this crime is not your fault
during lambing i have heard, it is the mind that is disturbed
but six months for grievous assault ..........
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Post by Commander Megatron »

LOL!!! Excellent Snarl, I have a few but I can never remember them!!
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Commander Megatron wrote:LOL!!! Excellent Snarl, I have a few but I can never remember them!!
the printer is your friend .... :wink:
The past is the greatest teacher
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Post by Grimlock »

the printer is your friend
His ONLY friend maybe .............. you know the mighty Commander, for all of his power appears to be short on trusted freinds. :lol:
( Unless you count Shockwave, Soundwave and Skywarp :P )
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Post by Commander Megatron »

I know, I am just a lonely dictator and tyrant. Nobody loves me and I rule through fear and terror. Oh well, back to work... :twisted: :lol:
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Nobody loves me and I rule through fear and terror
Awwwwww ....................... I love you commander, give me another hug :shock: :roll: :lol:
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Post by Commander Megatron »

*Wipes tears away*

Thanks Snarl, I just needa bit of understanding. :lol: :lol:
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