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 Post subject: Kurt and Brenda
PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:02 pm 
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KURTIS THE STOCK BOY AND BRENDA THE CHECKOUT GIRL

>

> In a supermarket, Kurtis the stock boy, was busily working

> when a new voice

> came over the loud speaker asking for a carry out at

> register 4.

> Kurtis was almost finished, and wanted to get some fresh

> air, and decided to

> answer the call. As he approached the check-out stand a

> distant

> smile caught his eye, the new check-out girl was beautiful.

> She was an

> older woman (maybe 26, and he was only 22) and he fell in

> love.

>

> Later that day, after his shift was over, he waited by the

> punch clock to

> find out her name. She came into the break room, smiled

> softly at him, took

> her card and punched out, then left. He looked at her

> card, BRENDA.

> He walked out only to see her start walking up the road.

> Next day, he

> waited outside as she left the supermarket, and offered her

> a ride home.

> He looked harmless enough, and she accepted. When he

> dropped her off, he

> asked if maybe he could see her again, outside of work.

> She simply said it

> wasn't possible.

>

> He pressed and she explained she had two children and she

> couldn't afford a

> baby-sitter, so he offered to pay for the baby-sitter.

> Reluctantly she accepted his offer for a date for the

> following Saturday.

> That Saturday night he arrived at her door only to have her

> tell him that

> she was unable to go with him.

> The baby-sitter had called and canceled. To which Kurtis

> simply said,

> "Well, let's take the kids with us."

>

> She tried to explain that taking the children was not an

> option, but again

> not taking no for an answer, he pressed. Finally Brenda,

> brought him inside

> to meet her children. She had an older daughter who was

> just as cute as a

> bug, Kurtis thought, then Brenda brought out her son, in a

> wheelchair.

> He was born a paraplegic with Down Syndrome.

>

> Kurtis asked Brenda, "I still don't understand why

> the kids can't come with

> us?" Brenda was amazed. Most men would run away from

> a woman with two kids,

> especially if one had disabilities - just like her first

> husband and father

> of her children had done. Kurtis was not ordinary - - - he

> had a different

> mindset.

>

> That evening Kurtis and Brenda loaded up the kids, went to

> dinner and the

> movies. When her son needed anything Kurtis would take

> care of him.

> When he needed to use the restroom, he picked him up out of

> his wheelchair,

> took him and brought him back. The kids loved Kurtis. At

> the end of

> the evening, Brenda knew this was the man she was going to

> marry and spend

> the rest of her life with.

>

> A year later, they were married and Kurtis adopted both of

> her children.

> Since then they have added two more kids.

>

> So what happened to Kurtis the stock boy and Brenda the

> check-out girl?

> Well,

> Mr. & Mrs. Kurt Warner now live in
Arizona , where he

> is currently employed

> as the quarterback of the National Football League
Arizona

> Cardinals and he

> and his Cardinals will play in the Super Bowl. Is this a

> surprise ending or

> could you have guessed that he was not an ordinary person.

>

> It should be noted that he also quarterbacked the Rams in

> Super Bowl XXXVI.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 7:42 pm 
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They met at a bar, the drunkards. + other errors.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:36 pm 
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lol I just heard this story yesterday

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Goes to show don't take no for an answer :P

Cute story!

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:04 am 
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yeah its true about this its fake but it sounded cool so i thought i would post it


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:14 pm 
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I met my dream man at a bar and he would not take no for an answer, so I have ended up marrying him. :D

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:11 pm 
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yeah true love can be found anyway


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Location: Drinking pineapple juice while repairing the nemesis!!!
she was paraletic and i was stone cold sober :roll:

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sure sober

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:08 pm 
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Location: Drinking pineapple juice while repairing the nemesis!!!
let me put it another way i had been on coca cola all night and she had about 10 pints of beer

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:32 pm 
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Ten pints and the rest ...........

AH, that is why I was instantly in love ....

Beer goggles :lol:

Seriously, it was love at first sight for me. :D

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sheesh every threads turning into our personal luv story :roll:

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I think it would make a great "chick flick" movie

Somebody call up Micheal Bay so he can add some explosions and nutty "special time" humor.

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I want Megan Fox to play me and Brad Pitt to play him ......... :lol:

Co starring : -

Sean Connery
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Judi Dench
Frank Welker
Nicolas Cage
Sean Bean
Eva Mendes

* Sings *

And they called it puppy love ......... :lol:

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Frank Welker in a chick flick!?
The voice for Megatron and Me "in the series"
along with a billion other killer voices.....

..... in a CHICK FLIC!!??

that would bring the end of the world

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Frank Welker has lent his voice to AT LEAST 580 different movies, shows, and series. FIVE HUNDRED EIGHTY!!!! Many of them qualify as "chick flick" cartoons... Cinderella, Beauty & the Beast, Disney Enchanted Princess, etc...

THE END IS NIGH!


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it is over run for your life's

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The voice for Megatron and Me "in the series"
along with a billion other killer voices.....

..... in a CHICK FLIC!!??


Have you got something wrong with those choices ? :lol:

I wonder who we could get to play Galvy ........

Kenny from South Park ?
Fry from Futurama ?
The bloke from Family Guy ?


I have got it ........... Gregg Berger ............ :lol:

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Location: Drinking pineapple juice while repairing the nemesis!!!
Ill play myself coz im far more handsome than brad pitt ....... :lol:

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Grimlock wrote:
I want Megan Fox to play me and Brad Pitt to play him ......... :lol:


Yeah, but Brad Pitt is like 40...eeew <G>

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