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Thanks but I can't take credit for it. I can't remember where it came from but I have about 35 pages of Chuck Norris "facts" I have a bunch more pics that are not in motivational poaster form. I made some more up a few years ago but I can't remember them now.


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BAHAHAHAHA I love these there was one on family guy too, Chuck Norris is so tough that under his berad is another fist.... LOL you guys gotta see that ep LMAO

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Chuck Norris is such a humorless smeghead, that when someone wrote a book compiling Chuck Norris' feats, he sued his arse.


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Target has Chuck Norris facts shirts now.

I think the favorite one of mine went something like this:

Chuck Norris can travel through time. All he has to do is look at a clock and flex his muscles.

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LMAO thats a good one ratchet :lol:

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Chuck Norris had sex with your mom, and your dad high-fived him.

Death once cheated itself, and lived long enough only to learn that Chuck Norris is never cheated.

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Cliffjumper wrote:
BAHAHAHAHA I love these there was one on family guy too, Chuck Norris is so tough that under his berad is another fist.... LOL you guys gotta see that ep LMAO


and thats effin hilarious episode of family guy!

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chuck norris is well very overated


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