So me and my old roommate had this list of phrases and sentences that we had "heard" or invented. Mostly they were things that we thought we heard when someone was talking to us, i.e. when someone says something to you and you hear something else.
And I just thought I'd share the madness and let everyone contribute.
The list is several pages long but I don't remember most and Ben(the roommate) has the book. So I'll add as I remember.
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12 goats are worth twice the melon.
In case of flash flood bark like a chicken.
Fruit Luggage.
Ten side salads are not Henti.
French Polonesian Rust Rocket.
Cats nuts are not pipe cleaner.
Plastic makes a good Hornet.
Catalyst's Book of Gibberish
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Catalyst's Book of Gibberish
All that was needed is a catalyst... and the machines of war are set in motion.
If at first you don't succeed, Destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you don't succeed, Destroy all evidence that you tried.
"hey, wanna waffle?"
"is that a trick question?"
"is that a trick question?"
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So as i was talking to a friend Bill on the phone today, he asked me if I was going to work, and I asked him "did you just call me a pork?!"
@Computron: Yeah some of it does kinda, That first one is what My old roommate use to say when he answered the phone, before we were roommates.
And Fruit luggage actually was something my friend Bill called me several years ago.
@Computron: Yeah some of it does kinda, That first one is what My old roommate use to say when he answered the phone, before we were roommates.
And Fruit luggage actually was something my friend Bill called me several years ago.
All that was needed is a catalyst... and the machines of war are set in motion.
If at first you don't succeed, Destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you don't succeed, Destroy all evidence that you tried.
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So today at work one of the bar runners called back saying they needed fried fish, me and a co-worker look at each other and he ask "did she say she needed vegtable piss?"
All that was needed is a catalyst... and the machines of war are set in motion.
If at first you don't succeed, Destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you don't succeed, Destroy all evidence that you tried.
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