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So me and my old roommate had this list of phrases and sentences that we had "heard" or invented. Mostly they were things that we thought we heard when someone was talking to us, i.e. when someone says something to you and you hear something else.

And I just thought I'd share the madness and let everyone contribute.

The list is several pages long but I don't remember most and Ben(the roommate) has the book. So I'll add as I remember.

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12 goats are worth twice the melon.
In case of flash flood bark like a chicken.
Fruit Luggage.
Ten side salads are not Henti.
French Polonesian Rust Rocket.
Cats nuts are not pipe cleaner.
Plastic makes a good Hornet.

I got a couple of those "thats what I heard" phrases

(On phone with pizza place) I'll take a canadian bacon, coworker says "whats candymaker?"

(At work), "Helen you have a call on line one", coworker again says "who's salad?"

"hey, wanna waffle?"

"is that a trick question?"

Catalyst,
That just looks like random words put together. I LOL'd though.

So as i was talking to a friend Bill on the phone today, he asked me if I was going to work, and I asked him "did you just call me a pork?!"

@Computron: Yeah some of it does kinda, That first one is what My old roommate use to say when he answered the phone, before we were roommates.

And Fruit luggage actually was something my friend Bill called me several years ago.

So today at work one of the bar runners called back saying they needed fried fish, me and a co-worker look at each other and he ask "did she say she needed vegtable piss?"

LOL so im not the only one who gives random no reason answers and statments

I think that as men, we can say anything at random and feel just fine about it.