Catalyst's Book of Gibberish
Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 4:43 pm
So me and my old roommate had this list of phrases and sentences that we had "heard" or invented. Mostly they were things that we thought we heard when someone was talking to us, i.e. when someone says something to you and you hear something else.
And I just thought I'd share the madness and let everyone contribute.
The list is several pages long but I don't remember most and Ben(the roommate) has the book. So I'll add as I remember.
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12 goats are worth twice the melon.
In case of flash flood bark like a chicken.
Fruit Luggage.
Ten side salads are not Henti.
French Polonesian Rust Rocket.
Cats nuts are not pipe cleaner.
Plastic makes a good Hornet.
And I just thought I'd share the madness and let everyone contribute.
The list is several pages long but I don't remember most and Ben(the roommate) has the book. So I'll add as I remember.
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12 goats are worth twice the melon.
In case of flash flood bark like a chicken.
Fruit Luggage.
Ten side salads are not Henti.
French Polonesian Rust Rocket.
Cats nuts are not pipe cleaner.
Plastic makes a good Hornet.