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im still alive ( amazingly )

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 4:40 pm
by Dirge
hi all

sorry for my unplanned absence work kinda got a bit hectic ...

i have 2 jobs now that are keeping me away from the interwebs

i cant even find time to do all my favourite things :lol:

seriously ive been working between 12 and 15 hour days so ive just been too tired to internet post

a lot has happened in my own life too to keep me away from the internet ... im now happily attached to a lovely danish lady and i love her to bits ( ok ok ... so the crazy conehead has a sensetive soft side to him :lol: )

but im still alive and still collecting TFs and britains

ive heard things about what happened to all the older regulars myself included ...

on that subject i will only say that there were some differences between some of the members and it all blew out of all proportion resulting in most of the old regular members leaving ... some have returned some have not ... i do regret my part in it ... but im kinda hoping that we can put it behind us

as for the one all you older members will know as snarl / grimlock ... i havent spoken to her since febuary so i dont know how she is doing i belive this was her last post here ...

http://www.transformerland.com/forum/vi ... ght=#81944

moving on swiftly before im forced to crush the pc with a heavy machine ...

i will be around a bit more now ...

so beware

THE MAD CONEHEAD HAS RETURNED ... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

* cough cough *

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :twisted:

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 4:46 pm
by Dinobot
Well Dirge, its always good to have a conehead around here to pester bumblebee, and to entertain everyone else lol. Congrats on the girlfriend, i've never met a Danish one, but im sure she's lovely. As far as the whole forum arguement that happened, I cant speak for everyone, but it would be great to have everyone back.

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 6:19 pm
by Countdown
We need more Coneheads anyway! I need more target practice targets for my Transport Shuttle!

Seriously, welcome back. Glad to have ya here w/ the rest of our (dysfunctional) family.

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 7:07 pm
by Wreck Gar
Welcome back, welcome back welcome back... Carter..

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:03 pm
by trance
Wreck Gar wrote:Welcome back, welcome back welcome back... Carter..
Very fitting post, nice...10,000 points for you :)
Glad to hear you are well, Dirge, and good to hear you made it to better days.

Here's to the hippest Seeker around...don't let it go to your....head :P

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:36 pm
by Bumblebee
oh no unicron let him go without changes. keep the sheepicons locked up. I had to pull him out of the recycle bin before wreck gar parted him out :lol:

as far as his little danish girl she will rip out his spark and his face also moahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :twisted:

sad part is i had to log into msn to pull him back lmao

Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 5:04 am
by Minerva
Good to see you around, Dirge! :)

Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:40 am
by Sideways
Hey, welcome back, Dirge. Nice to see you again.

Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:35 am
by Jazz
Welcome back!

Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 4:15 pm
by Dirge
watch it bugbot ... she has you in her sights too :twisted:

thanks for the welcomes guys

* opens cockpit and gets out a time bomb *

so who wants this little beauty first ? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

hippiness always goes to my head

THE ODE TO THE SHEEP FARMER ...

I bought a brainless sheep called matilda
I dosed her, injected her and pilled her
every lambing time for years, she would drive me to tears
until i could stand no more and a post between the ears went and killed her

as my luck would have itthat day
the local RSPCA ( royal society for the prevention of cruelty to animals )
came past as the dratted thing coughed her last
what the hell could i say

the judge said " ya bad tempered fool
are all farmers so heartless and cruel
to kill the poor sod, surely to god
you could find a more delicate tool

your honour says i the deceased
was an akward cantankerous beast
even a bloke in a wig and cloak
would have belted the thing at least

the judge called my trial to a halt
said im sure this crime aint your fault
a farmers mind ive heard, can get very disturbed
but your goin to jail for grievous assault

Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:22 pm
by Wreck Gar
Bumblebee wrote:I had to pull him out of the recycle bin before wreck gar parted him out :lol:

Some moving parts may need excessive force.
Use only under adult supervision
Batteries not included

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:17 pm
by Dirge
you better not use exessive force on any of my moving parts junkion or i will be forced to slap you with a wet kipper :twisted:

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 5:26 pm
by BDixonarts
you know you can't ever get rit of me no matter where you go Dirge hehe :)

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 5:37 pm
by Dirge
SHE IS EVERYWHERE ... YET NOWHERE
SHE IS EVERYONE ... YET NO ONE

SHE IS DARKMAN ...

do-h

SHE IS ... NIGHTSHADE :lol:

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 10:12 pm
by Roadbuster
Welcome back buddy. I knew you wouldn't stay gone long. :wink:

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 4:33 pm
by DK Prime
Well he can't...he is addicted...it's really really bad...it's like an alcoholic :D :D

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 4:46 pm
by Roadbuster
That's why we have this forum here complete with its 12 step program to aid in the recovery process.

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 5:34 pm
by DK Prime
LOL yeah really think this is the site for that Hollow...:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 5:57 pm
by Bumblebee
i always get lost on step 5 or 6 lol

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:03 pm
by Rumble
I am still looking for the path! :lol:

Rumble.