Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris
Any of you ever look up the Chuck Norris Facts and jokes? I think there kinda funny. One I like is..Chuck Norris dosen't sleep he waits. Or Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer,but Chuck Norris dosen't cry.
One time, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke light speed, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart over the Pacific ocean.
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Chuck Norris peed in a can once....now they call it Red Bull.
If Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet; the water gets Chuck Norris.
One time, Chuck Norris won a game of Russian Roulette with a fully-loaded gun.
If Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet; the water gets Chuck Norris.
One time, Chuck Norris won a game of Russian Roulette with a fully-loaded gun.
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The dinosaurs went extinct because of the Chuck Norrisaurus.
Who was the first person to cry because of Chuck Norris? The doctor who delivered him (you do not slap Chuck Norris.)
Chuck Norris' tears are the cure for cancer. Too bad he's never cried.
Who was the first person to cry because of Chuck Norris? The doctor who delivered him (you do not slap Chuck Norris.)
Chuck Norris' tears are the cure for cancer. Too bad he's never cried.
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Pfft.
Before Chuck Norris feels safe going to bed at night, he has to check under the bed for Bruce Campbell.
Click here if you are man enough to find out the truth about the chin.
Before Chuck Norris feels safe going to bed at night, he has to check under the bed for Bruce Campbell.
Click here if you are man enough to find out the truth about the chin.
funny you should mention him, my sig on here used to say "good? bad? I'm the guy with the gun!"Ultra Magnus wrote:Pfft.
Before Chuck Norris feels safe going to bed at night, he has to check under the bed for Bruce Campbell.
Click here if you are man enough to find out the truth about the chin.
gimme some sugar, baby
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So I really don't buy into any of these silly things. Also I a little ashamed that you put up that thing about Bruce Campbell. It is a rip-off of Chuck Norris facts and not terribly clever at that. Back in the day there were also Vin Diesel and Mr. T facts. Strange that Chuck Norris is the only one that caught on.
This said I do like a couple of the Chuck Norris facts. My favorite being:
Chuck Norris's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd because nobody fools Chuck Norris.
This said I do like a couple of the Chuck Norris facts. My favorite being:
Chuck Norris's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd because nobody fools Chuck Norris.
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90% of Bruce Campbell facts are in regards to his chin. Not really the same beast.Blackjack wrote:So I really don't buy into any of these silly things. Also I a little ashamed that you put up that thing about Bruce Campbell. It is a rip-off of Chuck Norris facts and not terribly clever at that. Back in the day there were also Vin Diesel and Mr. T facts. Strange that Chuck Norris is the only one that caught on.
This said I do like a couple of the Chuck Norris facts. My favorite being:
Chuck Norris's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd because nobody fools Chuck Norris.
Vin Diesel? I mean, I can understand Mr. T...but Vin Diesel?Blackjack wrote:So I really don't buy into any of these silly things. Also I a little ashamed that you put up that thing about Bruce Campbell. It is a rip-off of Chuck Norris facts and not terribly clever at that. Back in the day there were also Vin Diesel and Mr. T facts. Strange that Chuck Norris is the only one that caught on.
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Best one ever -
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris-
-robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons
and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided into two.
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris-
-robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons
and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided into two.