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It's bloody freezing here, what ya' having for lunch, something nice?

Roast beef with Yorkshire pudding, carrots, peas, boiled potatos and gravy...................................... and it tasted luuuurrrrrrrvvvvvvvley.

As good as all that eh?

Oh yes, and the apple pie and custard that followed it was nice too

Stop it! dam it now Im hungry arghhhhhh!

In which case, there is only one course of action .................. -

1 - Enter Kitchen
2- Open freezer and remove piece of meat
3- Place meat on oven tray, garnish and cover with tin foil
4 - Insert in to oven
5 - Prepare and cook veg
6 - Remove fully cooked meat from oven
7 - put portions of everything on to a plate
8 - PIG OUT

There you have it, the eight easy steps to a meal.

...or pick up phone and get a takeaway!!!

I thought that you were a chef !!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate takeaways, I prefer to make and cook ( and in the case of most things grow / rear ) my own meals.

I was!! 10 years of it!! But sometimes its nice to let someone else do the cooking!

There is ONLY me around here who does any cooking.
Derrick even burns water he is that bad at it.