yeah, the original constucticons were so completely not to scale it wasn't even funny, but if they redo them, they could maybe change their forms to be vehicles more appropriate to 1/24 scale. this would probably make each con' as big as masterpiece prime, with the end 'bot (devastator) being about 2'6" or so tall. this would make his size as close to "actual" size as possible. of course, if these guys are die cast, it's gonna be $80 per bot, so they would have to be made in plastic (besides, such a heavy toy would be a burden to lift and if it fell off the shelf it's going to end up broken). so in plastic, they'd prolly be $30-40 a pop per bot, and would have to be sold seperately. of course, if we do the math, the end result is devastator (or superion, i really want to finally own him) would be about $150 - 200! ouch! obviously only the most diehard fans would step up to these prices.
hasbro/takara could ease the collector's budget by releasing them slowly, one month at a time. this would be more affordable, and build anticipation and demand (but NO limited editions, because no one needs the pain of having to pay an ebay scalper's prices to complete their "ultimate decepticon.")
this is all just imagination on a rampage, but it's pleasant to think about, and builds anticipation for how the line is going to develop. sometimes, fan speculation can even drive the industry.
although i am pretty much dead set on buying every alternator that comes out, i have questions about what's going on:
1. why so few 'bots? i truly appreciate the the pattern of a new 'bot every month or so. if hasbro/takara's strategy is to keep these bots to appeal to the collector, than this truly eases the pain of having to buy everything at once, which can really be a pain in the a**! i'm tired of running from store to store to collect all the different diecast cars released (sometimes in very limited editions).
or are they simply testing the market? are they going to tease us with the excellent releases they've made so far, and then decide to pull the plug to continue on with (i'm sorry if this offends anyone) very cheap, simple toys for children? these new transformers have the difficulty of a rubik's cube (heh, remember the '80's!) and i appreciate the complexity and the detail given to every casting!
2. i've found only ONE sideswipe and only ONE masterpiece prime in the atlanta area while i see an average of 3-4 smokescreens on the shelf at every store. what exactly are the production runs? i was fortunate to buy all of these models, but i don't want to have to go to the store every day in order to buy the new models before they are only to be found on ebay! (boo! ebay scalpers suck!)
i think that hasbro is poised at a breakthrough point. the die cast market is totally SATURATED. people like me, are beginning to rediscover transformers again.
---flashback---
i walked into toys 'r' us to find some new diecast cars to purchase. i didn't find anything that interested me. i started combing the pegs. nothing. i looked dejectedly at the ground. hey? what's this? wait, what is THIS? WHOA. THIS IS PROWL. wait, they're reissuing transformers?
---epiphany---
the old transformers? the only toys that broke us kids from our years (in many of our cases a decade) long obsession with hot wheels? the only toys we played with after that until we had "outgrown" toys? (yeah, right, it all come's 'round in the end.) THE TRANSFORMERS, the REAL ones, not these optimonkeys i see on tv when i scan the channels! (again, not trying to offend anyone here...)
---end epiphany, back to flashback---
i hurried around the store like a drunk optimonkey. i found the transformers section. i probably should have not shouted, "heck, YEAH!" so loud, i got weird looks from other patrons pushing their sons around in tricycles. no matter. skywarp, prowl, and jazz were in my arms and i was on the way to the register. there has been no looking back for me now. diecast cars have become an over spoiled fruit. loads of repaints and shoddy castings shoved on the collector, with (imho) only one company truly sticking to their guns (JADA TOYS, the baddest of all diecast). BUT, there is only one true brand of TRANSFORMERS. that's right. NO ONE ELSE.
---end flashback---
i was going to collect nothing but G1 reissues, but when i went home, i searched the internet, and found out about the alternators. oh, heck. why did i waste my money on the reissues? now i am dead stuck on the alternators. i mean, i follow rally racing when i can, and makinen is one of my favorite drivers. and the subaru impreza is one of my favorite automobiles (right after the mclaren f1 lm, r 34 skyline gtr v-spec II, and saleen s7.) it's totally like they said, "hey, gimpy, what cars should we use for this line?" (i would have chosen side swipe as a viper, but it would have been the GT-R version, no fuss from me though).
so here i am. wanting more. i think hasbro needs to take a little bit of mattel's so called "glory" and start a collector's website. we're here, we're ready to buy, appeal to us! the um, uh, er.... older....no, wait, more mature collector! i am NOT some dumb redneck with his only interest in automobiles being pre-1972 (IF THIS OFFENDED YOU, TOO BAD, IT'S THE ONE THING I REALLY WANT TO BE OFFENSIVE WITH, HOW MANY DIECAST '69 CAMARO'S DO YOU NEED? HOW LONG 'TIL A 1/64TH MCLAREN?). my friends and i can do to desktop computers what some guys can do to cars. i CAN disassemble a laptop and put it back together, AND I WANT MY TRANSFORMERS! I WANT A TOY COMPANY TO TAKE US GEN X'ERS SERIOUSLY.
HASBRO/TAKARA. THE BALL'S IN YOUR COURT. YOU'VE DONE EVERYTHING RIGHT SO FAR WITH THE ALTERNATORS LINE (and masterpiece prime.) GIVE THE COLLECTORS' WHAT THEY WANT!
[ok, this has gone on far too long. this is gimpy signing off. this way too wordy post was brought to you by the number 14 (shots) and the letter V(odka). goodnight, god bless, and give everyone around ya a good hug. PEACE.]