C.M. Welcome Ultra Magnus, it is a pleasure to do this with you.
UM: Thanks for having me. With my recent absence, I thought I may have found a way to weasel out of this.... Just when I though it was safe to get into the energon pool, I guess.
C.M. No such luck!!! Tell us a bit about yourself.
UM: Well, I am an Aries, I like long walks on the beach, pina coladas and being caught in the rain.
Seriously, I am 34 years old. I have two sons, currently 8 and 6. I am happily married to the only woman that will put up with me, and my main goal for any given day is simply to ensure that I have made at least one person laugh.
C.M. You have been absent for a while, are you planning on staying for the foreseeable future?
UM: Unfortunately, I cannot make this promise at this time. As I have stated many times, I suffer from a rare inner ear disorder that makes life difficult to say the least. Spending time in front of the computer makes me dizzy before too long. I am seeing new doctors, but am still in just a "testing" phase. There may be hope for me yet, but today was just a special occasion (Pics of the Transformers 2 movie location set).
I think about you guys often, but simply don’t have the energy to try and keep up with you guys!
C.M. Have you made many friends here?
UM: I have made quite a few. It is the reason why, I do continue popping in to read, and lurk, if nothing else.
C.M. How did you find Transformerland.com?
UM: Well, it is sort of a long story. As with many here, I gave up my TF's when I was younger, because I thought girls were more important than toys. I thought if girls new I had toys in my room, they would never go there with me. I gave them all to my nephew. (Little did I know, the toys had very little to do with why I couldn't get girls in my room, but don't worry, I eventually developed mad game! )
So, about a year and a half ago, I was helping my sister pack up to move, and asked her what ever happened to those toys... she admitted the yard sale, but said that there were a couple left. One was a Sandstorm with perfect chrome, and horribly placed stickers. The other was an Ultra Magnus, cab only (neither of which had been mine... took 'em anyway. ).
So, I went on E-bay looking for UM parts, and had no clue what I was looking for. Went back to google, did a search for "Ultra Magnus Instructions." I was really looking for instruction sheet scans...
Well, I read some posts on the forums. Found you, Galvy, and Roddy and Arcee. Thought you guys were funny, and after reading everything on the first few pages of the forums, decided to join. (Sorry, TT and Jose, you guys aren't as funny as the others , and Kup, Roar, and the rest of you nuts weren't here yet, back then.
By the way, trance, even though TFL came up first when I was looking for an intructions scan, I still have not found it to this day!
C.M. Do you have many of the transformers toys?
UM: I have a whopping total of 34. This is if you count the Lazerbeak from the titanium Soundwave and all 5 Arielbots (KO) separately! After completing that UM, I had enough of trying to keep up with G1 rebuilding. Classics, and those that are deemed close enough in more recent lines, only for this guy.
C.M. What is your favorite?
UM: My favorite current toy is the Wal-Mart exclusive Big Daddy. It was given to me, by my boys on my birthday this year, so it holds that emotional place, but the same night I got the fig, I saw that exact car (paint job and all) on "My Name is Earl"!!! There is just something about the classic American street rod that brings out the red in my neck (I am in Virginia, after all).
From my previous collection: G1 Jetfire, all the way!
C.M. What is your least favorite?
UM: Titanium Soundwave! I was very new to collecting again when I bought this P.O.S. I was unaware of the TRU exclusive re-issue, and I thought he might be my only chance to get him as a cassette deck (instead of a space jet or some such nonsense). If I look at this guy in a sideways glance, he falls over, and his leg pops off. In a pretty messed up line, he was the messed uptiddedest!
(That's right, I said "uptiddedest"!)
C.M. Uptiddedest!! Arcee will go spare when she sees that one!!
UM: Arcee usually forgives me. She knows that fun is what it all is in. (And now that I ended the sentance in a Preposition, she hit the roof!)
C.M. I take it from that you never got anymore titanium Transformers?
I already had the GI Joe v/s TF's Megatron, but I picked up the Rodimus Prime as well. The Rodimus looks nice next to Classic Voyager Optimus. Reminds me of a pimped out pick-up with a sleeper camper shell.
Niether are as flimsey as that Soundwave. Megatron tries at times, but he can't hold a candle.
C.M. Is there any toy in particular that you would like to get?
UM: Yeah, an Ironhide with G1 colors that actually has a head (and if they made a movie toy that fits that description, don't tell me... movie molds are NOT in my sights). So, I am waiting for August.
C.M. The encore Ironhide has a little cardboard head, would he not do for now?
UM: Absolutely not! Even as a kid, I didn't buy that as a working bot. I never purchased Ironhide or Ratchet because of their robot modes, and a little cardborad cut out won't change a thing.
I had plenty of Go-bots that had the "cockpit" (shut up Galvy) as a head, but they still had a full torso, and the "head" (Shut up Galvy) was still enclosed.
Bots should still be presentable in profile, if not from behind as well (SHUT UP GALVY!!!!!).
C.M. Who is your favorite character?
UM: All time favorite character is Optimus. G1-Mac-truck-Diesel-smokin-grey-trailer-openin'-a-can-with-his-orange-axe-hand Optimus. Peter Cullen Optimus. He was my first TF, and definitely the best.
C.M. Who is your least favorite?
UM:*ahem*
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C.M. How did you decide on Ultra Magnus as a character name?
UM: Well, it was the toy that got me back into collecting, and the only reason I found this place. Due to issues with signing up (e-mail verifications and spam bots) my first idea of Hound fell through, but then I realized there was no Magnus here, and went with him instead. And before you ask, nope, I never even considered a Deceticreep!
C.M. Hound!! Ultra Magnus is much better. If there was any Decepticon you could choose to be instead of an Autobot who would it be?
UM: I really wasn't a Decipticon fan. They are all so whiney and weak!
If I had to settle for one, though, it would probably be Scrapper. Not Devastator, just his left leg. Of all of the Constructicons, he was the hardest to find (yes, I had to assemble them individually), as a kid. That always set him a bit above the others in my mind.
C.M. Is there anything that you would like to add?
UM: I would like to add about $500,000 to my bank account. Another piece of grandma's chocolate pie to my dinner plate. Another 50 years or so to the end of my life. An amendment to the constitution saying that my wife has to be just as frisky as she was before we were married. A Democrat to the White House. A Star Wars prequel that makes sense. And last but not least, I wish I could find a way to end this interview with a facetious joke (a play on the question would be nice)!
C.M. Ultra Magnus once again thankyou for your time, I think I speak for us all when I say we wish you all the best.
Next up on the Deceepticouch,
Cliffjumper.