This is a funny poem my wife found. Notice upfront, though it sounds like something else, read it ALL the way through! The ending is priceless!
"Experince"
The sky was blue,
The sun was high,
We were alone,
Just her and I,
Her hair was brown,
Her eyes were too,
I knew just what,
She wanted to do,
So with my courage,
I tried my best,
By placing my hand,
Upon her beast,
Her hair felt fine,
As I ran my finger,
Down her spine,
She trembled with,
Every beat of her heart,
Slowly I spread,
Her legs apart,
It's all through,
All over now,
It says here in your mind that you ARE speaking from experience
They do actually extract from bulls for a process known as Artificial Insemination or AI. Basically when a cow needs to get in calf, they inject the substance directly into the cows egg.
He said this auger is not guarded
as it took his finger off
he said this floorboard is rotten
as he fell through the loft into the trough
he said these granary steps are dangerous
as the top one gave way
and when he slipped into the dipper
I knew it was not quite his day
he said that bull could do some damage
as it hit him like a runaway train
we had to get the ambulance
to take him home again
The ode to the old sheep
I bought a brainless old ewe called matilda
I dosed her, injected her and pilled her
every lambing time for years, she drove me to tears
Till a post between the ears went and killed her
as luck had it that day
along came the RSPCA
came driving past, as the ewe coughed her last
so what could I say
The judge said you bad tempered fool
are all farmers heartless and cruel
just to kill the poor thing, maybe you could bring
and use a more delicate tool
your honour says I the deceased
was an akward cantankerous beast
and even a bloke, in a wig and a cloak
would have belted the thing at least
then the judge called the trial to a halt
and said i am sure that this crime is not your fault
during lambing i have heard, it is the mind that is disturbed
but six months for grievous assault ..........
His ONLY friend maybe .............. you know the mighty Commander, for all of his power appears to be short on trusted freinds.
( Unless you count Shockwave, Soundwave and Skywarp )
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