Iacon

Scramble · Post by **Scramble** » Sat May 30, 2009 9:03 am

"WHAT!?! Are you telling us, that you have a place where decepticons are welcome!?!
And that have to respeckt that they are there, and not fight with them!?! What kinda mad-malfuntion is this!!"

Ripwing and all the other Crusaders couldn't understand this weird rule!
A place where both cons and bots are welcome!

"We thought it was a joke when you said, that we were goning partying with the cons! That you ment go and beat 'em up!"

Grimlock · Post by **Grimlock** » Sat May 30, 2009 2:48 pm

* Grimlock looks puzzled *

" Me Grimlock no understand, we go drink with Decepticons ? "

" ME SNARL SAY THAT OKAY, ME MAKE DINOBOT JUICE. "

" Me Sludge say me follow leader Grimlock. "

* Grimlock turns to Blackjack *

" Me Grimlock say me do as told .............. This time. Dinobots transform. "

* The three Dinobots change to Dinosaur mode. Snarl turns to Dinobot. *

" YOU DINOBOT WANT TO RACE TO BAR ? "

" Grimlock turns to Blackjack. *

" Me Grimlock warn you, if Decepticons attack Dinobots, we smash them. "

Blackjack · Post by **Blackjack** » Sat May 30, 2009 6:06 pm

Their reactions do not surprise Blackjack. Even he had questioned why such a place had been designated as neutral at one time. He did not relish the idea of spending any more time with the 'cons than he had recently, but he had a promise to keep. He responded first to Ripwing.

If you're uncomfortable with being in the same place as the 'cons you don't have to come. But I can assure you that I'm not plannin' on bein' very nice to 'em, just respectin' the neutral zone. My plan is actually to get 'em all drunk so we can get information from 'em. If you don't want to come, report to Cambreaka, he'll give ya somethin' to do.

Relieved that the dinobots are at least coming along with their Dinobot Juice, Blackjack walks towards Grimlock who also has words with him. The dinobots transform and begin to race off towards the bar. He nods to the Crusaders, indicating that they can do what they would like. Then he transforms and zooms after the dinobots, confident that he will arrive there before them.

Racetrack · Post by **Racetrack** » Sun May 31, 2009 11:08 am

Racetrack walks over to Ripwing and says:
"Heey, come on pal! It's a good idea! Get them all overenergized and tell us secrets!
Maybe we even can get them to drink so much, that they mess up their systems for the next battle!"
And we can let Starblast have some drinkin' contests!
And nobot or con can take him in a drinkin' contest!"

With this, Racetrack convinced Ripwing to go with Blackjack and the others!

Post by **Minerva** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:00 pm

As Grimlock and Snarl leave the medbay, Minerva goes to put away the tools she'd been using. She looks at the wrecked operating tables and thinks that she should probably do something about them. Before that, she contacts Cambreaker to let him know what's going on.
Cambreaker, this is Minerva. Grimlocks repairs are finished, she's as good as new. She glances once more at the broken tables and then continues;
I'll be in the medbay for a while, unless I'm needed elsewhere.

Sideways · Post by **Sideways** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 12:41 pm

Sideways repairs the broken part and places it back in it's place. He flips a switch on the mainframe, and the computer does a self-diagnostic. Everything comes back green, and the mainframe reboots, sending power to all sectors, shutting down the emergency generators in the process.

Whew. That was a pain.

Sideways turns and leaves the mainframe room, returning to his lab.

Sideways · Post by **Sideways** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:01 pm

Sideways, having returned to his lab, reactivates his machines and sets to work modifying himself. He brings up schematics for a matter manipulation device, which will allow him to shrink and enlarge matter as well as transport it via anti-gravity. The schematics call for creating and installing a microchip, which would channel the anti-gravity into his hands in robot mode, as well as his radio antenna in vehicle mode. Modifications to his weapons systems would allow for matter manipulation.

Sideways · Post by **Sideways** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:44 pm

Sideways, having finished his work, leaves the lab and takes off towards the bar.

Rumble · Post by **Rumble** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:50 pm

*On the outskirts of Iacon a small yellow taxicab pulls up, coming to a halt just out of range of any defense turrets.*

"Ok Mike and friend, this is as far as I can take yous guys. That'll be 33.50."

*Rumble and Dirge exit the cab, still giggling alittle. Dirge hands over Megatrons Credit card.*

"Take it off of this my good man."

"Ok all done, Mike, and errr...." *The driver looks at the card as he hands it back* "Mr Megatron, you have a good evening."

*With this the taxicab speeds away. Rumble and Dirge look at each other and burst out laughing.*

Dirge · Post by **Dirge** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:55 pm

* dirge ponders for a moment the reaches into his cockpit and produces 2 cowboy hats four six shooters 2 gunbelts and a pair of etra large and a pair of extra small cowboy boots complete with spurs *

" we are going to need a disguise squirt lets put these on "

* they put on the disguises and dirge puts a foot in range of the auto defenses and nothing happens *

" lets go squirt "

Rumble · Post by **Rumble** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:00 pm

*Rumble follows Dirge into the range of the auto defences, ensuring that his Cowboy hat and Autobot patch are both clearley visible. As they progress towards the perimiter wall of the city the turrets track them but do not open fire... Almost as if they are puzzled as to what they are picking up. The sound of heelspurs echos in the quiet, and Rumble can't resist.*

"Not far to go now, partner."

Dirge · Post by **Dirge** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:09 pm

" nope "

* the two cons approach the main gate *

" dayam partner they have security "

* rumble looks and sees topspin and twintwist on guard *

Rumble · Post by **Rumble** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:24 pm

"Leave them to me."

*Rumble tips his hat forwards and puts his arms out to the side, slowley bringing his hands down to rest on his six-shooters. He begins walking towards the guards, each footstep making a 'I would like to be banned!' noise. The two jumpstarters look up.*

"Whats that?"

"I don't know Topspin, looks kinda like an Earth cowboy from them old T.V movies."

*Rumble reaches the two 'bots and stares at them, while somewhere in the distance a cyber-rattlesnake can be heard. The tension in the air is thick.*

"Do either of you know who we are?"

*The 'bots look at each other.*

"Nope"

*Great, the disguises work!*

"Me and my friend here are Autobots... Autobot cowboys.... can we come in?"

*Looking at the two strangers the jumpstarters see the Autobot badges and the stylish Cowboy hats and both nod.*

"Your story checks out, sure, come on in."

*The guards stand aside.*

Dirge · Post by **Dirge** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:30 pm

* the 2 cons enter iacon and dirge kicks topspin with his spurs *

" it was him "

* topspin kicks rumble *

" hahahahaha "

* dirge points to the left *

" whats that squirt "

Rumble · Post by **Rumble** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:43 pm

*After recovering from Topspin's attack Rumble looks at where Dirge points, and a smile starts to spread across his faceplate. Sitting in a corner, covered in dust and spiderwebs is a slightly faded orange go-kart with the words 'Property of Galvatron' on it's side, though they have been crossed out.*

"Looks like a new set of wheels!"

*With the guards back's to him, Rumble rushes over and jumps in.*

Dirge · Post by **Dirge** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:49 pm

" it needs some work squirt we need to get it to kaon i will distract these two goons on the gate while you drive it out "

* dirge wanders over to the gates and drops his hat as he bends over to pick it up it reveals ........
iron underpants

the 2 guards fall over with shock *

Rumble · Post by **Rumble** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:56 pm

*With the guards on the floor Rumble starts the go-kart with surprising ease considering how long it has been sitting. Whoever made it sure did a good job. Throwing it into drive the kart heads towards Dirge, ramming him hard and causing him to come up-and-over the front into the seat alongside Rumble.*

"Let's go! This was so worth it!"

*As the two 'cons speed away from Iacon, Dirge holds onto both Cowboy hats stopping them from being blown off in the wind. As they leave the auto-defences still dont fire on their Autobot branded bodies.*

Dirge · Post by **Dirge** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:02 pm

* dirge stands up and point towards kaon *

" to kaon squirt i need to get this thing in a workshop "

Sideways · Post by **Sideways** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:31 pm

Sideways returns to Iacon and proceeds back to his fortress. As he pulls in and transforms, Rev walks out and greets Sideways.

You made it. It's all set and ready for inspection.

It didn't take you very long, I'm suprised. Let's go see what we got.

You got it. Follow me.

Sideways follows Rev, who leads him inside the base, and back to the hangar. Inside is a completly rebuilt Maus, Fresh from the ground up with a new structural system and hull, as well as new weapons, armor and engines. Rev leads Sideways onboard and discovers that the inside has also been renovated.

Excellent work, Rev.

Thanks. This is not the same ship you brought to me. We were forced to install a new hull, because the prior hull was old and damaged. The outside armor has been upgraded and can handle pretty much anything thrown at it. The engines are brand new, top of the line. Nice thing, is that the Armor is removable, depending on the nature of the mission. It's a slow ship, not easily manuverable, but that's because it's heavily armored and can take a lot of damage. The weapons have been overhauled. New communications systems and a new radar unit. This new radar is very powerful and can detect from great distances.

The controls and internal computer have been upgraded as well. The controls are more responsive and allow for a greater control of the ship's functions. The nav computer can calculate the shortest route. The internal computer can better utelize all the functions of the ship and can pilot it on it's own without user input.

Catalyst Prime · Post by **Catalyst Prime** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:04 am

Sucker Punch engaged his stealth system when he got within sight of Iacon following the taxi. When the taxi stopped and Dirge and Rumble exited he waited for them to disguise themselve and start walking towards the gates. Then loaded his rifle with a audio receptor shell and fired it at Dirge... it hits it's mark on the seekers shoulder unnoticed.

Sucker Punch then sits against a building and listens to the two 'cons antics from a distance, genuinely shocked at the Jumpstarters gullability.

Once he realizes that they are stealing the cart he transforms and prepares to head back to meet up with the rest of the Decepticons.

"I can't belive those two idiots actually pulled that off!" he says to himself.

Iacon

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